Originally Posted by
flenna
Years ago I responded to a call where a guy did that. I arrive and there are fingers on the sidewalk laying next to a mortar. Guy comes out of the house, drunk as a skunk, with his hand wrapped in a towel, blood everywhere, crap in his pants and says "it's ok, I ran some water over it in the sink.". Hmmm, let me see- yep, let me get EMS enroute for ya.
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