Aww, horse hockey! You guys are getting Lightfighter.comish talking about shaving at stuff.
I've been happily having Harry's Blades delivered for a couple years. You guys prompted me to look at their website. Under ABOUT I found a link to SOCIAL MISSION. I gulped, and clicked on it thinking I was probably going to be treated to a bunch of oil bearded lumberjack sexuals lathering each other up. I immediately noticed a lathered-up Mountie riding an elephant. This increased my feeling of unease.
I started kind of clinching as I read this: We give to organizations that challenge stereotypes around masculinity. But, down the page it got worse: Masculinity is evolving in real time. I thought, shit, I was feeling ancient and irrelevant because they just got ride of the last TOE Pathfinder Unit in the Army, and now men are evolving. Is my penis going to fall off? I better ask my wife to look in her purse and see if it is still there. It got worse when I read: We strive to support guys where they are, rather than where someone tells them to be. We spend a lot of time on the topic of masculinity here at Harry’s, and recently interviewed 5,000 guys across the U.S. to find out what really matters to them. Turns out it’s honesty over sports. Openness over stoicism. Explore the full results of our survey here. You might be surprised. Or not. Then they invited me to LEARN MORE
So I clicked the learn more button and read the survey (I like to read, anyways). Not too bad. I learned about the Positive Mindset Index and found that I'm in pretty good shape.
https://www.harrys.com/en/us/social-mission
But really guys, enough with the what blades are we using and shaving cream commercials, take that crap to the Lightfighter Team Room if you can gain admission. You forced me to traverse the edge of the light fantastic, and I count my blessings that I was able to return to Old Spice and Bay Rum Ville. I shall not go again.
Last edited by 26 Inf; 01-15-19 at 21:23.
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