Dude I would totally introduce you to a conservative trans coffee farmer in Guatemala that loves guns and, well, coffee! Unfortunately she’s into chicks too, so the best you could do is a wingman...Originally Posted by Firefly
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Dude I would totally introduce you to a conservative trans coffee farmer in Guatemala that loves guns and, well, coffee! Unfortunately she’s into chicks too, so the best you could do is a wingman...
What if this whole crusade's a charade?
And behind it all there's a price to be paid
For the blood which we dine
Justified in the name of the holy and the divine…
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I have a pair of OD jungle boots, acid washed jeans, and white sweatshirt with neon Body Glove logo, Beretta 96 Vertec, non-922 compliant Mak-90, and 74 Roadrunner with factory hand crank sunroof and four ashtrays for FF ready to go.
I am going to rock extra tight black jeans, knee high moccasin boots, a super extra large neck hole IFBB top, flowing hair to make any 80s B action movie lead envious, a red white and blue AMC Machine, with dual Inox Beretta 96s in a Face Off holster and a Valmet.
Very big haired chicks in various 80s-robics, Flashdance, and should padded ensembles will eagerly demonstrate their gratitude to us each week after their rescuing.
Edit-
In an homage to the very extra special episodes of the era,
Ours will include -
Why smoking is cool and only pussies get asthma
Why helmets are for pussies
Why only pussies use seatbelts
Why 16 year old attractive females fall under their bodies, their choice, and statutory laws are for pussies
Why if you suck at driving, flying, shooting, or performing emergency surgery so bad you can’t do it with a few drinks in you- you are a pussy
And
F it, if you can’t handle a few cycles of steroids you are a pussy
It will be like the greatest of 80s action shows, but with the twist of 90s multiepisode story arcs.
Think a five year series with the greatest moments of Magnum PI, Miami Vice, Rick and AJ, and the Fall Guy as we continuously Pity the Fool But with a pre-existing fully planned arc like Babylon 5. SteyrAug will have a recurring guest star role as our arms dealer, informant, and as needed pilot in his Bluewolf Airthunder helicopter.
Double edit-
FF will have a modified Nintendo power glove which gives him super king fu grip and Six Million Dollar Man like abilities.
I will have weekly ideas like Mississippi.com where you can buy anything on the fledgling internet, ModemBay for auctions, pockettunes music devices, that keep getting shot down as idiotic and something nobody would ever be interested in.
Last edited by ramairthree; 02-15-19 at 06:11.
“Where weapons may not be carried, it is well to carry weapons.”
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....We need funding....
This should be on TV like normie TV instead of the Low T crap on now.
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Yep.
And we will make plenty of cool chick friends.
But they will be cool like red headed warrior princess in willow cool, or Rene Russo lethal weapon cool, not five foot two 100 pound chick taking out a room of six foot plus 220 pounders in shape and trained to fight with their bare hands.
In one episode set in the 90s we will link up with your little brown chick groupies in an AUC cell and rescue some captured contractors from the FARC. As ELN double agents.
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We're gonna be reading about the tragic death of you two in the news some day. Cause of Death: Snu Snu
What if this whole crusade's a charade?
And behind it all there's a price to be paid
For the blood which we dine
Justified in the name of the holy and the divine…
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Didn't ramairthree mention in the bourbon thread that he had found some he liked?
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Point of order: I'm an "investigator" not an "informer" and I'm going to need suitable accommodations to regularly entertain whatever actresses can convincingly pull off roles like "The Barbie Twins." I would also like to function in the capacity of mentor / trainer to some modern day kunoichi who is part Rhonda Roussey and part Hannah Minx. And spandex, we are going to need a lot of spandex for the ladies.
We should also consider cameos from Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Tracey Adams and Keisha in "Mom next door baking cookies" roles. They show up from time to time hoping to get "personal time" with main characters but those guys are too busy with something that looks like Laetitia Casta.
It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.
Chuck, we miss ya man.
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So recorded in the official ledger. I'll add you to the Snu Snu list.
What if this whole crusade's a charade?
And behind it all there's a price to be paid
For the blood which we dine
Justified in the name of the holy and the divine…
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You will be provided accommodations that shame the greatest of rap videos and on par with the likes of which would be seen were Huggy Bear to win the lottery.
While armed with dual wielded HK squeeze cockers custom made from meterorite ore. In 10mm.
“Where weapons may not be carried, it is well to carry weapons.”
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I want AOC in full Contra gear as my wife and Shakira in cut offs and whore heels as my girlfriend
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