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    Some enterprising company needs to turn this into their commercial:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIvadJNbO4U

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefly View Post
    I would appeal to the fun side.

    F "badassery" F "machismo"

    I would have this couple. The woman MUST be blonde, 36 C cup, EXACTLY 31 years old. The man shouuld be maybe 35, glasses, a kinda middle class guy
    Not nerdy but settled wearing business casual ....and they are having playful banter.

    "wanna do it loud...or quiet?"
    "Well I don't want to bother the neighbors."
    "It's safer this way anyways" the female says as she playfully unzips something unseen
    "Here...put it on. Lets have some fun."
    The man grins impishly as he adjusts something below our sight level

    he has mounted a suppressor and they begin shooting popper targets behind their country home.

    The 80s soul song "I'd still say yes" by Klymaxx plays ambiently throughout.

    I HAVE THE ANSWERS PEOPLE! I KNOS HOW TO REACH OTHERS!

    It is because I kbow what I can never hsve that I know what people want

    They want comfort. They want a safe way to feel "dirty" They want their heteronormative lifestyles accepted and reinforced.

    People still watch the nigh 30 year old polar bear coke commercial because it makes them feel like every day is a guarantee
    I’d probably buy that suppressor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefly View Post
    The woman MUST be blonde, 36 C cup, EXACTLY 31 years old.

    Sounds like Bonnie....

    She isn't a redhead, and she is a large C, but seems right on the mark. Regarding guys, if I have to see a dude for marketing, show someone who looks like a Ranger. The gay logger look is horrible, and that is what is typically shown instead of an ODA guy. Anyway, less talk about guys, and more about Bonnie or redheads...

    Stick


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    Okay Bonnie is in that zone. Just give her slightly longer “mom” hair. But not frumpy. Also a sweater. Maybe a cardigan.

    Breast size is highly important and specific because the breasts must be large enough to attract men but not too large so as to turn off other women with breast envy.

    Per the gay logger look, I firmly believe that is because most dudes are fat and lazy these days and eat too much soy.

    I also want Latin girls to sell Single Action revolvers and leather actions. With long straight hair and that right color of Meso-American brown.

    I will offer my marketing expertise for Mr. Pibb, Rip Its, and all the 168 FGMM I can fit in a U Haul.

    I also want nerdy cute girls in glasses to market scopes.

    I have spent a lot of time on this

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    Good news for your FF. Bella Thorne is really a blonde. She can dual role in this bitch.

    ....although Bonnie works just fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotrodder636 View Post
    The bearded tacticool thing has run its time by now. I am surprised it is still a thing.
    I think of them as the new mullets.

    I'm sure there are exceptions, but pretty much all the folks I run into sporting the look never served. When the hipster community college art major has co-opted your look, you know it's past. (Including a nephew)

    The few I know who were in big name units may have tats, but view the bearded macklmore look as silly. (Including a past boss who was a "SF baby")

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrenaline_6 View Post
    Good news for your FF. Bella Thorne is really a blonde. She can dual role in this bitch.

    ....although Bonnie works just fine.
    Bella Thorne is the only current white girl now I show any regard for



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    No Ned, you are not alone. And , to a degree I think it is doing more harm than good to the gun community as a whole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefly View Post
    Bella Thorne is the only current white girl now I show any regard for


    Out of all the pics out there that has got to be the least flattering, but I understand you have your fetishes FF and you do you.

    More most everyones speed:

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    Wow looks like I unwittingly uncorked some pent-up angst here!

    Firefly, whatever you are doing, you missed your calling. YOU should be the $220 K / year ad exec.... better yet the name-your-own-price freelancer the FI industry will do anything to hire! With some of the other guys here an effective ad agency could be stood up! Well, maybe. I mean I too know what I'd like to see, very specifically but I do think it's possible these outfits shape ads to fit the demographics and returned surveys, numbers that don't lie although we ourselves may be outliers. I just don't know. Sex in advertising, all for it, but there again, if it becomes more than a flavor-adding ingredient, it becomes overbearing and there you are, you've taken badassery out and replaced it with sex and so once again you're not selling your product based on its merits or the merits of gun ownership.

    Loving the responses. I feel validated... :-)

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