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I fear my sarcasm passed unnoticed
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Ha!!!!!Originally Posted by Inkslinger
"I would rather be the hammer than the anvil."- Rommel
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Made that mistake too!?!
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Because Steven Seagal is a fat wannabe ego maniac who lied about just about everything in his life, and acts like he believes he is his movie characters.
Chuck Norris, on the other hand, is known to be an all around great guy who really IS a legendary martial artist. He knows his movies and TV show were over the top, cheesy, and unrealistic, but is able to laugh at himself and have fun with all the facts about him. He's very confident in himself but still comes across as humble. All in all, he's what Seagal wishes he was.
Seagal would be an better spokesman for Taurus or Hi-Point.
Last edited by BoringGuy45; 04-09-19 at 20:43.
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So that leaves us 1911 guys with... Steven Seagal?
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Naw, we got the thousands upon thousands of Doughboys and GI's who played the game For Real Marbles with 'em in WWI, WWII, Korea and Nam.So that leaves us 1911 guys with... Steven Seagal?
You really have to ask why Conservatives have guns? Because Liberals block freeways, burn cities, throw Molotov cocktails, loot, turn over cop cars, and think this behavior is Socially Acceptable.
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Actually Steaven Seagal is or was an unironic hypeman for some Russian gun company that made hunting rifles.
He's pretty big in the former Soviet bloc.
Beleeb it or not, Arnold Schwarzenegger did crypto-Glock hype and gave Mr. Glock a huge signed autograph. The Glock 34 was in that gay end of days movie and was the first time it was in a movie. if not even a pre-release model.
per 1911s, good luck finding anyone from Vietnam era not over 60.
I could however see Michelle Rodriguez hyping 1911s. They love 1911s. with all the crap.
Anyways I like Michelle Rodriguez.
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Besides, Joe Mantegna from Criminal Minds is a 1911 snob, outstanding patriot and pretty good arms historian--checkout Gun Stories on Outdoor Channel. So we got him goin' for us, at least...
You really have to ask why Conservatives have guns? Because Liberals block freeways, burn cities, throw Molotov cocktails, loot, turn over cop cars, and think this behavior is Socially Acceptable.
--unknown, memed by user "KeepnitReel" at Northwest Firearms
Joe Biden is not, nor will he EVER be, my President. #SauceForGooseSauceForGander
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Joe Montana bores me.
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Joe Montana bores me too, along with almost all overpaid, overgrown high-school jocks we pretend grew up and call "professional athletes."
You really have to ask why Conservatives have guns? Because Liberals block freeways, burn cities, throw Molotov cocktails, loot, turn over cop cars, and think this behavior is Socially Acceptable.
--unknown, memed by user "KeepnitReel" at Northwest Firearms
Joe Biden is not, nor will he EVER be, my President. #SauceForGooseSauceForGander
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