Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Psalm 34:19
To argue with a person who renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. ~ Thomas Paine
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Some more:
https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/20...-chuck-norris/
“I’m honored to partner with this world-renowned brand,” said Norris. “The values that I have built my life and brand on—tough, real, constant and powerful—are echoed in everything that GLOCK does and creates. Let me put it this way, if I ever decided to go into firearms, there would be no point—I would just be recreating what GLOCK has already built. The only thing that would change is the name.”
For more information about the partnership, or GLOCK, Inc. and our products, visit us.glock.com.”
So, the obvious meme to this is: "When Chuck Norris teamed with Glock, Glock decided to change its name to Chuck."
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I still have my gunny challenge shirt....
It's just not the same and never will be.
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I love the R. Lee Ermey Glock commercial.
But then again, Chuck Norris will meet the perp at the front door before he ever gets it open. No, Chuck Norris will be at the hospital before the perp is even BORN.
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Get the all new Chuck 17Originally Posted by Doc Safari
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That made me LOL
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Why not Steven Seagal
WHY NOT
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“Answer The Bell...” J.W.
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Steven Seagal wishes he were Chuck Norris.
Sorry to have to say it.
Feel free to sit down and let that sink in.
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Glock, because you can't always bring Chuck Norris with you.
It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.
Chuck, we miss ya man.
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Chuck Norris is the new Glock spokesman. To get the job he had to be submersed in mud, frozen in a block of ice, dragged behind a truck, filled full of sand, and dropped from a helicopter.
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