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  1. 04-09-19, 16:24 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteyrAUG View Post
    Glock, because you can't always bring Chuck Norris with you.
    Winner, winner.

    "The only plastic thing more powerful than a Chuck Norris doll."

    When people say "Monday", they don't mean last Monday, the 1st, right?

    ETA: Looks real.

    From Glock's FB page:

    Ralf L Chuck Norris is just a dumb actor. If he was really that good, he would come to my house and slam my head on the keybo dnrjxnenwskgjekxj jdjcladjdncm kdlfmefjejf
    Don’t bring a Glock to a Chuck Norris fight
    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    Guns don’t kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
    You go from The Gunny to Chuck, imagine who'd be the next spokesperson.
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    Just got word that the new CBP handgun is a Glock 9mm. Don't know which model yet.
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    Wow Colonel Braddock is 79. Damn I’m getting old. David
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwhitehorne View Post
    Wow Colonel Braddock is 79. Damn I’m getting old. David
    .........in my mind Chuck Norris is still going on secret missions with Karate Kommandos.

    But in reality he was older than R Lee Ermey...

    Chuck will die. There is nobody left.
    Nobody I respect.

    Except Alita (who oddly is more of a S&W girl)

    LMT already uses Bailey Jay
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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefly View Post
    .........in my mind Chuck Norris is still going on secret missions with Karate Kommandos.

    But in reality he was older than R Lee Ermey...

    Chuck will die. There is nobody left.
    Nobody I respect.

    Except Alita (who oddly is more of a S&W girl)

    LMT already uses Bailey Jay
    Thanks for getting me to Google Bailey Jay at work.

    She isn't the gal from HK that got fired for trolling Marines.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Safari View Post
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    https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/20...-chuck-norris/




    So, the obvious meme to this is: "When Chuck Norris teamed with Glock, Glock decided to change its name to Chuck."
    That quote could lead to an interesting product line: "Glock By Chuck," every year have him personally hand-build and autograph a dozen to raffle off as charity fundraisers. I don't even LIKE Blocks (or any other Tactical Tupperware ) and I'd be down for one of those...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FromMyColdDeadHand View Post
    Thanks for getting me to Google Bailey Jay at work.

    She isn't the gal from HK that got fired for trolling Marines.
    Fly just showing his weird fetish for trannies and toasters again... (I kid, I kid, put the bayonets away.) General Rule, assume anybody Fly name-checks that you haven't heard of before is NSFW.
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    Chuck Norris is the New Glock Spokesman

    Quote Originally Posted by SteyrAUG View Post
    Glock, because you can't always bring Chuck Norris with you.
    I like this!!

    Glock isn’t perfect just as Chuck’s early acting wasn’t perfect, but in the real world they both kick ass better than most. I settled on Glocks not long after they came out and still have found nothing significantly better all around worth switching for.

    Btw, Steven Seagal got the spokesman position with Raven Arms of .25 fame. While Chuck Norris will have his face engraved on every Glock 40 MOS! I wish.
    Last edited by NWPilgrim; 04-09-19 at 20:05.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jpmuscle View Post
    Why not Steven Seagal


    WHY NOT


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    Lots of reasons, for starters his imaginary CIA background and his willingness to present the backgrounds of other people as his. There are also other problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefly View Post
    .........in my mind Chuck Norris is still going on secret missions with Karate Kommandos.

    But in reality he was older than R Lee Ermey...

    Chuck will die. There is nobody left.
    Nobody I respect.

    Except Alita (who oddly is more of a S&W girl)

    LMT already uses Bailey Jay
    Keep in mind Norris was a US tournament champion in 1967. He did lots of stuff before he started making movies and market action jeans.
    It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.

    Chuck, we miss ya man.

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