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    Steven Seagal wasn't in The Expendables 2.



    Quote Originally Posted by The_War_Wagon View Post
    So that leaves us 1911 guys with... Steven Seagal?
    1911 guys have a man of focus, discipline, and shear f___ing will. 1911 guys have John Wick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MountainRaven View Post
    Steven Seagal wasn't in The Expendables 2.





    1911 guys have a man of focus, discipline, and shear f___ing will. 1911 guys have John Wick.
    We have better. We have Alvin York. John Wick carried mostly Glocks IIRC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondback View Post
    We have better. We have Alvin York. John Wick carried mostly Glocks IIRC.
    The most common handgun he's carried has been the G26, but that's not the one he's probably used the most.

    So far, it's been a P30L, a TTI Glock 34, a Kimber 1911. Plus random pick ups. But in 3, he's carrying an STI. Which I believe will put him at having most often carried a 1911 of one variety or another - unless he only carries it for half the movie, like the Kimber and TTI/G34.
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    They need to have a remake of the buried Ram Charger scene from Lone Wolf McQuade, but have him light a bad guy up with a Glock instead of a shotgun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefly View Post
    ..I could however see Michelle Rodriguez hyping 1911s. They love 1911s. with all the crap.
    Anyways I like Michelle Rodriguez.

    What, no love for Jane Marie?


    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondback View Post
    That quote could lead to an interesting product line: "Glock By Chuck," every year have him personally hand-build and autograph a dozen to raffle off as charity fundraisers. I don't even LIKE Blocks (or any other Tactical Tupperware ) and I'd be down for one of those...
    That's actually a great idea....

    They also need to do a poster ad with like, Chuck roundhouse kicking Karl Marx in the head while dual-wielding G34s with the line "Glock- the best a man can get"
    or something similar...
    The ad ideas are literally endless...
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    Jane Marie the Alt Left journalist?
    I dunno...on paper I would but nah.

    If I had bill gates money, I would use 21 Savage's song in a Colt 6920 commercial

    to be fair he also name checks Glock 30s

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    Cool

    Quote Originally Posted by jsbhike View Post
    They need to have a remake of the buried Ram Charger scene from Lone Wolf McQuade, but have him light a bad guy up with a Glock instead of a shotgun.


    I've GOT a Ramcharger, but would rather take on the Jamaican Voodoo Posse like THIS!




    I also have Benelli M1 Super90 Tactical, if somebody wants to, ahem, "ride shotgun."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondback View Post
    We have better. We have Alvin York. John Wick carried mostly Glocks IIRC.
    One of the best movie odes to the 1911 is Bruce Willis’ b-movie “Last Man Standing”. Two 1911 pistols in a dual shoulder rig.

    Make the 1911 The Last Pistol Standing after all our plastic fantastic toys melt back into primordial goo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NWPilgrim View Post
    One of the best movie odes to the 1911 is Bruce Willis’ b-movie “Last Man Standing”. Two 1911 pistols in a dual shoulder rig.

    Make the 1911 The Last Pistol Standing after all our plastic fantastic toys melt back into primordial goo.
    True... my point was, we don't need Hollyweird Fantasyland when we have REALITY.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NWPilgrim View Post
    plastic fantastic toys melt back into primordial goo.
    And will still be more reliable!

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