Mêh, totally did give me a CHUCK-le....%~pOriginally Posted by jpmuscle
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Mêh, totally did give me a CHUCK-le....%~p
Per Ardua ad Astra.
STS - gone but not forgotten.
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Steven Seagall is a #tacticalasshole. Shit son, I thought errbody knew that.
To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society. --Theodore Roosevelt--
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Did you guys know that Chuck Norris's brother was KIA on Firebase Ripcord in July 1970? I was reading about Ripcord one time and came across that tidbit.
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Nah, the "other" JM...
"Once we get some iron in our souls, we'll get some iron in our hands..."
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Bailey Jay, AOC.....that is some strange fetish you got going there.
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Did anyone watch the show a while back that showed Stegal as a reserve LT., "Southern Justice" I think, for a parish police department in Louisiana? One of the episodes had Steven helping a Sergant pass his firearms qualification. Stegal was shooting a 1911 and was telling the guy that he doesn't try to put the rounds where he wants them, he wills them to go in the right places. Ofcourse on all the calls he went, he tried to preach to people to get better but all the criminals could could focus on was "dat mutha fcking steven stegal."
Chuck doesn't give the bullets or gun free will, he commands, and the gun/bullets obey.
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We've still got Sam ElliottSo that leaves us 1911 guys with... Steven Seagal?
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He might be king douchebag, but I bet Seagal out shoots Norris all day every day
....yea...I said it.
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I actually agree. Seagal has a lot put into slicked up 1911s.
That said the only person Steven Seagal has ever beaten up in real life is Kelly LeBrock sooo.....
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Chuck Norris would give Steven Seagal a high kick to the side of his head, then stand back while Seagal slowly crumples into a pile of flesh at his feet. Seagal would collapse all the while staring at Chuck Norris with his creepy cross-eyed look that he passes off as "acting."
Chuck Norris would then quietly apologize to the Lord for waiting so long to take out the trash.
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