I don’t believe in a conventional concept of time so whatever happens was going to happen anyways unless it didn’t
I don’t believe in a conventional concept of time so whatever happens was going to happen anyways unless it didn’t
Star Wars is stupid you effing nerfherders!
Things need to stay in the past some times. All these BS half assed continuations and remakes are just sad.
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Dave Filoni is on record stating The World Between Worlds isn't time travel(Sure seems like it to me though).
Here's some Episode Nein! spoliers for everybody: Rey Fights Kylo. Rey defeats Kylo. Rey does this without any harm befalling her. Kylo has a temper tantrum. Rey defeats the entire first order and saves the whole galaxy and does so completely unscathed. And she gives birth to a daughter that is as perfect as she is through immaculate conception via The Force because she don't need no man. The End.
Disney Lucasfilm: Let the past die. Kill it if you have to.
Also Disney Lucasfilm: Here's Lando and Palpatine! Remeber them from the past? Maybe Luke is in this movie too! We had to bring them back because we have no idea how to write good charaters and interesting stories. Please come see our movie!
The only good thing I've seen come out of Star Wars Celebration is the preview of The Mandalorian.
**** Disney Star Wars.
Ok, I've got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?If you can't win a gun fight against a lightly-trained individual during broad daylight with 88 rounds of 30-06, I'm not sure you'd be able to do it with... any other firearm.
-Fjallhrafn
Last edited by Outlander Systems; 04-15-19 at 09:56.
I will see it just so I can say I finished the original saga. After that I'm done. I no longer care.
I actually think it's a good idea to bring back Palpatine. We never really saw what happened to him at the end of Return of the Jedi. Suppose he was sucked into a hyperspace pocket in the Force or some horseshit?
Bringing him back would be the ultimate way to end the series, I think: A Skywalker has to once again step up to the plate.
(I didn't watch the videos and I don't follow the buzz online so I may be talking about stuff that's already common knowledge).
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I thought VII was more or less a rewash of IV. Mildly entertaining save the bitch way they killed off Han. There really were some good vectors they could have taken in regards to Rey (daughter/neice of Obi Wan for example). Then they allowed Rian Johnson on the set for the next installment...
WTF were they thinking allowing VIII into theaters? So much stupid crap there was no way it should ever have the Star Wars label. I can't think of anyone that calls themselves a true Star Wars fan that thought it was a good movie.
They will have to retcon the shit out of IX in order to bring the traditionalists like myself back into the fold. And combine the best parts of ANH, R1 and ESB. I'll watch it, but only after it comes out on Netflix or Amazon.
I never thought I'd see the day when I would say I thought Phantom Menace wasn't the worst Star Wars. Until I saw Leia playing ****ing Peter Pan out of a starship.
Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.
I thought everything after the original trilogy was lame, including the re-released "OMG, I have computer graphics now!1!!" versions Lucas did.
I saw the most recent two only because work paid. I'll probably skip this new thing and whatever derivative bullshit Di$ney shits out in the years ahead, though. Star Wars LXXVII - Return of the Revenue! Yeah, whatever.
The Mandalorian might be cool, but I doubt I'll pay Di$nsy 7 bucks a month to see it.
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After the original Star Wars all the other movies were terrible. But then if you have seem 1 Hollywood movie you have seen them all.
I don't think Episode IV or VI have held up very well, but that's just my opinion. "Empire" was the only truly good movie out of the soon-to-be 9. Prepare to be shocked, but Episode III was okay, I just can't stand the guy that plays Anakin.
I really only want a standalone Boba Fett movie at this point. I don't even care about IX, but I'll see it just because. Speaking of standalones, "Solo" wasn't bad either, despite not great casting choices.
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