I could care less if I ever see another Stallone flick.
I could care less if I ever see another Stallone flick.
Gettin' down innagrass.
Let's Go Brandon!
I heard they're bringing in Shia LaBeouf to play his long-lost son so they can appeal to the younger generation reboot the series after he's gone in an effort to keep the gravy train rolling for decades to come.
...too soon?
I'm not fat, I'm tactically padded.
Tactical Commander Fast Action Response Team (F.A.R.T.)
They need to call this "Rambo: Last Drop of Blood" since they're clearly just trying to wring every last buck out of this franchise while he's upright and processing oxygen.
I'm not fat, I'm tactically padded.
Tactical Commander Fast Action Response Team (F.A.R.T.)
Instead of the horribly timed Rambo 3 and mediocre Predator 2,
The greatest loss to American and Western Culture came because a different movie had not been made.
There should have been a big budget Matrix/Dutch is the same guy, with a Terminator back from the future that had been based on him-
Teaming up with Rambo, Robocop, and a handful of Predators arriving on earth bound by tradition to have allegiance to Dutch because he killed their clan leader 1v1-
Rushed to a crash site on an island where they have to keep a bunch of Aliens from escaping and making it to the nearby mainland. If they fail, the island will have to be nuked. Which will kill tons of people, the Russians won’t believe why, and the world will end in nuclear destruction. With Rowdy Roddy Piper as Cain Cooper, brother of blain. And I would totally have been cool with Mcclane and Riggs on the island for whatever reason wrapped up in it when the Aliens landed. Murtagh could have been there with Riggs as well. Investigating on the sly something they thought was there. MCclane was there Lost on a boat after a trip to see his wife who kicked him out and he decided to go fishing.
Pretty much everybody dies. Except Murtagh, who is so messed up he changes his name to Harrigan and starts a new life near amnestic except for nightmares.
The Alien franchise is unaffected.
The Terminator series is unaffected.
Predator series is unaffected.
Robocop series is unaffected.
With any luck they don’t suck as bad.
We are saved from the rest of the Rambo series.
“Where weapons may not be carried, it is well to carry weapons.”
At least the movie has Paz Vega going for it.
I know it won't be even close to this good. I know it won't even be this close to competently done. And I highly suspect the baddies will suffer from the PC nonsense all of hollywood is obsessed with, so I doubt it will be that straightforward....
BUT-
Ending it with the cops trying to take him out for doing the dirty shit they were either too timid or too paid off to do themselves, because "we can't have vigilantes running around on our turf" would be a hell of a way to wrap it all up with a call-back to how this whole Rambo mess got started in the first place...
"Once we get some iron in our souls, we'll get some iron in our hands..."
"...A rapid, aggressive response will let you get away with some pretty audacious things if you are willing to be mean, fast, and naked."-Failure2Stop
"The Right can meme; the Left can organize. I guess now we know which one is important." - Random internet comment
This is not going to be as awesome as when he beats a giant Russian to a pulp and avenges his friend.
This is going to be as awesome as when he beat an AIDS ridden party boy has been to a pulp in a street fight.
“Where weapons may not be carried, it is well to carry weapons.”
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