The LARPing Anti-Gun Punk Says He's Survived 7 Assassination Attempts

**Doc Safari** · 06-25-19, 14:32

https://www.foxnews.com/us/david-hog...ation-attempts

David Hogg, a survivor of the Parkland, Fla., massacre who has become a highly visible gun control activist, claims he has been the target of an assassination attempt seven times the past year.

Hogg, 19, told The Washington Post in an article published on Tuesday that the attempts to end his life came from people who are "misguided and misinformed of what we’re actually here to talk about."

He said that if someone were to kill him because of his efforts to curb gun violence, it would most likely be "the stupidest thing they could do to try to end the movement. Because that would make it even more successful in the end. Because it would invigorate us and create f---ing change."

Hogg survived the mass shooting that unfolded at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in February 2018, leaving 17 people dead. In the aftermath, he founded "Never Again MSD," a student-led gun control advocacy group, along with other prominent student leaders.

Hogg said that in the last year alone, multiple people have threatened his life. He acknowledged it's "horrible that I have to live through this, and it is traumatizing."

"But you eventually become desensitized to it. Like, oh, your house got SWAT-ted. You got a call from the police saying someone said that everyone in your family had been killed and that you are being held hostage for $100,000. Right? That becomes part of daily life," he said. "It’s just something that you have to get through. But I mean, what am I going to do? Stop?"

The former Stoneman Douglas student said he has no plans to end his mission.

"I want to go to school and, for lack of a better word, weaponize my knowledge and learn as much as possible to end violence."

All together now: BIGGEST. LOAD. OF. HORSESHIT. EVER.

Okay, so I'm guessing when you see a turd floating, the natural tendency is to flush it? Is that what he means by "assassination attempts?"

What a crock of steaming meadow muffins.

Cow pies.

Horse hockey.

Bull puckey.

Bullcrap.

Bullshit.

Farm animal feces.

David: A person with an IQ of 70 is not stupid enough to fall for your cock-and-bull story.

**TomMcC** · 06-25-19, 14:46

Simmer down there bro...but yeah, he's a leftist, so his lips are moving, so he's lying.

**Doc Safari** · 06-25-19, 14:48

The really funny thing is that the gun grabbers actually consider him a "spokesman". I'd think by now they would be smart enough to hide him in the closet and tell him to shut his mouth.

Then again...I hope he keeps embarassing the anti-gun looney tunes with his laughable shenanigans.

**Dr. Bullseye** · 06-25-19, 14:57

They were not assassination attempts, they were postpartum abortion attempts.

**gaijin** · 06-25-19, 15:05

One on, you’re not that hard to kill dufus.

**Doc Safari** · 06-25-19, 15:06

Originally Posted by gaijin

One on, you’re not that hard to kill dufus.

Exactly! Thank you. ONE attempt would have been enough.

**SteyrAUG** · 06-25-19, 15:26

I bet each attempt was an internet exchange that went like this:

D Hog: People shouldn't have guns.

4Chan: You suck and should just die.

D Hog: OMG somebody just tried to kill me...AGAIN.

**Sry0fcr** · 06-25-19, 16:00

Originally Posted by SteyrAUG

I bet each attempt was an internet exchange that went like this:

D Hog: People shouldn't have guns.

4Chan: You suck and should just die.

D Hog: OMG somebody just tried to kill me...AGAIN.

Probably the most accurate explanation. /thread