Behind Enemy Lines: SERE for When You're a Trump Supporter ;)

[glocktogo]

I find bad posture, uncomfortable staring and awkward silence go a lot further than some Seinfeld wannabe, Wish-I -Was-Ross throwaway line that nobody cares about

Throw in a few dramatic eye blinks like you're trying to shake a bad mental image while you're staring silently. Works wonders.

Thanks everyone, and I’m starting to understand why we’ve never had an M4C cocktail party get together.

<snickers> He said "cocktail"...

[OH58D]

I'm a guy who likes visual aides and props to make a point. I was in Sarasota, Florida on Lido Key over the 4th of July week and saw numerous pleasure boats flying these flags:

[MistWolf]

"I don't speak Whinese"

[THCDDM4]

Here's some I use, pretty much daily; and I do just drop them and walk off:

"That's a great story, I'd love to hear it again sometime?"

"Are you in pain? (Answer is always- NO, why?) my grandpa always told me stupid should hurt more?"

"Have you heard about the new technological break through where you can put people on mute? I need that"

"Thanks for your fresh point of view, truly original for our time"

"Everyone is entitled to stupid opinions, but you're just abusing that privilege at this point"

"And to think, out of all those sperm, YOU were the quickest of the bunch"

"I cannot tell you how much joy you've brought me in leaving this conversation"

The last one is my favorite. The looks on peoples faces is priceless.

[grnamin]

Hold that thought...

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[tb-av]

"Damn, that's deep................ if I was as smart as you, I couldn't deal with myself".

You have to be really sincere when you say it. The timing is key as well. If you do it just right, by the time you hit the door they will get it.

[1911-A1]

This is one of the cringiest threads I've ever seen.

[SteyrAUG]

Generally I try and learn from Hakuin, and just reply "Is that so" before leaving.

[Firefly]

Throw in a few dramatic eye blinks like you're trying to shake a bad mental image while you're staring silently. Works wonders.

I’mma steal that and figure out a way to make my phone play Fortunate Son while I do that and then cryptically say something like “....you think Charlie give a damn about yo’ white people problems. Charlie jes’ out there a waitin’....”

Then just be all “okay what were you saying?”

[Diamondback]

I’mma steal that and figure out a way to make my phone play Fortunate Son while I do that and then cryptically say something like “....you think Charlie give a damn about yo’ white people problems. Charlie jes’ out there a waitin’....”

Then just be all “okay what were you saying?”

LOL! Prolly works even better for those old enough to have been in Nam...

There is a way... get a prepaid burnphone, set Fortunate Son as the ringtone and put it on your other phone's speed-dial.