Behind Enemy Lines: SERE for When You're a Trump Supporter ;)

[Diamondback]

A nice loud, pungent, eye-watering room-broom fart usually does wonders in getting them to take their toxic spew somewhere else... problem is, it makes all your friends hightail it too.

[Co-gnARR]

“Your opinion is so important. Make sure you tell EVERYONE!”.
The key is to perfect dead pan delivery, blank stare, empty eye contact and deliver just enough patronizing condescension that they don’t know if you are emulating the coddling, enabling parent or a sarcastic master troll. Won’t change their minds (can’t fix stupid) but it usually drives the leftist evangelists away.

[SteyrAUG]

Why even engage these idiots? They will never get it.

Pretty much.

Does anyone worry about snappy zingers when dealing with white supremacists? That's pretty much how much I feel about engaging with socialists, commies and other zealots.

[SteyrAUG]

“Your opinion is so important. Make sure you tell EVERYONE!”.
The key is to perfect dead pan delivery, blank stare, empty eye contact and deliver just enough patronizing condescension that they don’t know if you are emulating the coddling, enabling parent or a sarcastic master troll. Won’t change their minds (can’t fix stupid) but it usually drives the leftist evangelists away.

So honestly, probably no better time in the world than to simply counter with "Have you heard the good news?" and start talking about Jesus and see if you can get them to say "Jesus, enter my heart." No matter what they say, no matter how many times they try to change the subject, just keep talking about Jesus and actively and aggressively save that soul.

[titsonritz]

I pretty much rely on "Get the **** away from me before I tear out your throat."

[Boy Scout]

"You know Cannibalism would solve both over population AND world hunger."

Aaaand thank you for my new signature line!

[Firefly]

I'd like to weigh in on cannibalism here. I believe its the way of the future. Fat people can't run very fast and are easy to corral, kids would be veal, and the elderly would make good jerky.

If you want, just wire Firefly and I promise I can totally make any party shit the bed with my thoughts on cannibalism, the legal ramifications of necrophilia and what I will dub 'Pre-Necrophilia, and how short guys always have to look pissed off so when they look up at other men they dont look gay.

I likewise have a LOT of outspoken, unfiltered opinions on Religion and Politics.

Trust me, I'm a card

[FromMyColdDeadHand]

Thanks everyone, and I’m starting to understand why we’ve never had an M4C cocktail party get together.

[BoringGuy45]

"We can debate like rational adults, in which we give each other the respect of stating our arguments and opinions, and responding without talking over each other or using a mocking, condescending tone. OR, we can take it to the ground. Either way, if you're just going to scream at me like four year old throwing a tantrum, I'm not going to give you the time of day."

[Ready.Fire.Aim]

“ I could agree but then we would both be wrong”

“ that’s nice but do you have a few minutes so I can tell you about Jehovah Witnesses?”