Behind Enemy Lines: SERE for When You're a Trump Supporter ;)

[Doc Safari]

Why even engage these idiots? They will never get it.

Amen. When someone lets loose with an SJW screed or some liberal horseshit I just smile weakly and say, "I don't really get into politics that much." It's amazing to watch the air go out of their balloon, especially when you repeat it as they persist. It's like in their minds they have no defense for DGAF.

[Alex V]

I usually go with a tied and true "eat a bag of dicks"

[Co-gnARR]

Why even engage these idiots? They will never get it.

OP wisely chose to use SERE in the title of this thread. Sometimes one is not given the choice to avoid. These people have an axe to grind so when I can’t avoid I engage with full frontal contact, letting them spew their nonsense. When the fervent rants start it is very easy to steer them whatever direction I want. They never see the traps I set. The moment the marxist idiot realizes the futility of the argument, yet refuse to accept reality, is the goal. Watching them sulk and finally STFU is pure schadenfreude.

[26 Inf]

"We can debate like rational adults, in which we give each other the respect of stating our arguments and opinions, and responding without talking over each other or using a mocking, condescending tone. OR, we can take it to the ground. Either way, if you're just going to scream at me like four year old throwing a tantrum, I'm not going to give you the time of day."

Good, but way too long. I have a hard time staying focused enough to rebut the 14 Words after I've asked some fool what his tat means.

[26 Inf]

Short:

'Do you think?'

'Bless your heart' (Southern Lady for 'You Are a Moron')

[VIP3R 237]

Always make them defend their argument by asking them the same question.

[VIP3R 237]

If people make you sick then maybe you should cook them longer.

I'd like to weigh in on cannibalism here. I believe its the way of the future. Fat people can't run very fast and are easy to corral, kids would be veal, and the elderly would make good jerky.

If you want, just wire Firefly and I promise I can totally make any party shit the bed with my thoughts on cannibalism, the legal ramifications of necrophilia and what I will dub 'Pre-Necrophilia, and how short guys always have to look pissed off so when they look up at other men they dont look gay.

I likewise have a LOT of outspoken, unfiltered opinions on Religion and Politics.

Trust me, I'm a card

[grnamin]

In a low voice, say...
A sphincter says what?

[Diamondback]

Thanks everyone, and I’m starting to understand why we’ve never had an M4C cocktail party get together.

I'd love to see a national M4C Shoot/BBQ event... just keep Fly and Vip3r way the hell away from the grill, or any other food-prep.

[AKDoug]

Short:

'Do you think?'

'Bless your heart' (Southern Lady for 'You Are a Moron')

I use "cool story 'bro" a lot with my kids. Pisses them off to no end, which is the desired effect.