Behind Enemy Lines: SERE for When You're a Trump Supporter ;)

[FromMyColdDeadHand]

Anyone got any good one liners for dealing with virtue signaling, woke & doped pseudo intellectuals? Some throw away lines for cocktail parties where you want to break contact and leave a nice dookie in the conversational punch bowl that people only realize after a fast five count?

It's not that I pictured Trump as what I wanted as a leader to counter the leftward lurch of the country, but he's what we got and he's works- kind of like those one bladed props for airplanes. I get people don't like him, but hatred of him is leading to hysterical logic blindness that is off the charts. Colorado is going red and Denver is going full stupid. I know I'm not going to change any minds and I don't want to get into long debates with people that I know aren't going to listen or change their minds. I end up in social situations that are kind of like a left-wing Klan meetings- you know the attacks on 'orange' are going to come, and people have NO CLUE that anyone would disagree with the 'fact' that Trump is as idiot, Russian agent, and all the -ists in the world.

Anyone got some good one liners with double entendre or some cunning linguistics that you like to use? Or do I just scan the crowd for potential sympathetic re-resistance co-conspirators?

Fletch gave us "Thank you very little", my grandfather gave me "If I wanted crap out of you, I'd squeeze your head" and my father gave me "That's an idea, but not a very good one"- but I'm going for a little more nuanced for the appetizer on one hand, drink in the other, shaking hands with your third hand crowd.

I know I should just keep my mouth shut and smile, but what fun is that?

[Diamondback]

If you were in Seattle I'd suggest "What's that in your ear? Oh, some moss must have come off a tree and started growing in your head."

[Five_Point_Five_Six]

"You know Cannibalism would solve both over population AND world hunger."

[flenna]

"You know, doctors have proven that liberalism is a mental disorder."

For instance liberals believe:

Cigarettes bad; marijuana good
Killing whales bad; murdering babies good
Assaults by Leftists (Antifa) good; 2nd Amendment supporters bad
Men in women's bathrooms good; Bibles in school bad

[Artos]

I keep it simple:

'I can keep explaining it to you, but can't make you understand or acknowledge the facts'...That is usually followed up by: 'Why are getting so upset?? It's not my fault you're wrong'

[donlapalma]

"I think you have me confused for somebody else. The problem is that you think I'm the guy that gives a f**k."

"Wow. You're a lot smarter than you look."

"Tell me something you didn't hear on CNN this morning or that you read in the New York Times."

[SomeOtherGuy]

I don't play that game, I just keep my mouth shut. But IF I did play that game, I'd have lots of ebullient praise for prominent socialists... something like:

Che Guevara did SO MUCH for gay rights!!!
Mao ended hunger for over 50M Chinese!
Pol Pot solved Cambodia's population crisis!
AOC is the smartest fresh-womyn congressperson of color everz!!!!

etc. etc.

As Uncle Joe once said, dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

[SomeOtherGuy]

Oh yeah, tell all your leftoid friends that Chekist is THE SINGLE BEST pro-communist film of all time! And it was made in Russia to boot!

Dead link - I guess faketube censored it (AFAIK there is no copyright claim on this film):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RQVSHfuPCQ

Go on, tell them that there is no more uplifting, more humanizing film than Chekist. It has sex, nudity, drugs, recycling, social awareness, and "the man" getting it good and hard.

[Firefly]

I find bad posture, uncomfortable staring and awkward silence go a lot further than some Seinfeld wannabe, Wish-I -Was-Ross throwaway line that nobody cares about

[JoshNC]

Why even engage these idiots? They will never get it.