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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sadler View Post
    The first run with Picard was gay* as the day is long... This run will be more of the same. The series needs to find a new Kirk.

    Kirk v. Picard

    To paraphrase what has been said before on this subject:

    Three words. Flying...leg...kick

    Kirk: Sorian brandy.........Picard: Tea, earl rey...hot

    Kirk: 'Merican.........Picard: Frenchy

    Three more words: James Tiberius Kirk

    Phaser settings: Kirk: kill..........Picard: stun (and that's only because here was no "tickle" setting)

    Kirk: Almost single handedly repopulated distant corners of the galaxy by banging alien women.........Picard: Do we have to go there? Do we?

    In sum, Picard isn't worthy to towel the sweat off of Kirk's balls.

    So yeah, Kirk.



    *gay adjective \ ˈgā \
    Definition of gay (Entry 1 of 3)
    1a : happily excited : MERRY
    in a gay mood
    b : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits
    a bird's gay spring song
    2a : BRIGHT, LIVELY
    gay sunny meadows
    b : brilliant in color


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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sadler View Post
    The first run with Picard was gay* as the day is long... This run will be more of the same. The series needs to find a new Kirk.

    Kirk v. Picard

    To paraphrase what has been said before on this subject:

    Three words. Flying...leg...kick

    Kirk: Sorian brandy.........Picard: Tea, earl rey...hot

    Kirk: 'Merican.........Picard: Frenchy

    Three more words: James Tiberius Kirk

    Phaser settings: Kirk: kill..........Picard: stun (and that's only because here was no "tickle" setting)

    Kirk: Almost single handedly repopulated distant corners of the galaxy by banging alien women.........Picard: Do we have to go there? Do we?

    In sum, Picard isn't worthy to towel the sweat off of Kirk's balls.

    So yeah, Kirk.



    *gay adjective \ ˈgā \
    Definition of gay (Entry 1 of 3)
    1a : happily excited : MERRY
    in a gay mood
    b : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits
    a bird's gay spring song
    2a : BRIGHT, LIVELY
    gay sunny meadows
    b : brilliant in color
    Ok Boomer.
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