Harsh Truths I've arrived at

[SteyrAUG]

Brigitte Nielsen c. 1985 is the only woman I believe could take out Ed Harris.

Maybe Maria Sharapova



But it wouldn’t be with guns. It’d be with knives.

She’d have to wear coveralls with the zipper half down and they’d fight hand to hand as Stukas bombed the hell out of the place.

Also they’d play a jazzed up version or Korobeneiki while they fought.

That’s the only way I accept Ed Harris’ fate

ETA

I always dreamed of a 1960s version of Rainbow Six where Raquel Welch plays the Russian Sniper that joined the team. Of course Bruce Lee would be recruited from Hong Kong where he worked undercover ops against the Triads. Would.Have.Been.EPIC. unlike that Tarantino history of Hollywood bullshit he just dropped out of his ass.

[sundance435]

Brigitte Nielsen c. 1985 is the only woman I believe could take out Ed Harris.

Maybe Maria Sharapova

I forgot Brigitte was drop-dead gorgeous at one time. My vote's for Sharapova, regardless.

[Safetyhit]

-9mm is the only relevant pistol caliber
-762x39 is great just not in an AK
-AKs are crap
-SCARS are fail
-You really only need two ARs, maybe extra uppers. But only two real ARs
-Age hits you one way or the other. You get fatter and balder or your friends and family die off. Or both. And You'll die too but not before taking it from behind. Many many times.
-God answers all prayers,it's just the answer is usually "Hell no"
-black folks havent made real music since the 80s
-White folks just copy black folks and make it non-threatening
-Loudness never equals masculinity. It just makes you sound feral and uncouth
-There are actual fates worse than death. It's not just a saying
-Woodland is overrated
-Old people are grouchy for a reason
-Dubstep sounds like robots fornicating
-Deadpool was never cool. Never. Not even for a minute. It's dumb.
-If the government truly cared about us they'd put LSD in the water and drop random conex boxes of 249s and let nature decide
-Black folks giving their kids bullshit names is peak 4D trolling and white people take it seriously. Chumps
-At some point,your grandmother who went to church, cooked thanksgiving, and blessed every meal and never cursed had wild, sweaty sex and got into it. That's not a diss. That happened. I know it happened because otherwise you wouldn't be here. Neither would I. Its humbling really.
-Glock 19s really are the only right answer
-Bolt actions are pointless. I dont care if you were like the dude from Sniper with ghillie suits and merking dudes on black ops. Pointless and lame.
-762x51 is also pointless
-Revolvers are toys
-Gun collecting is the ultimate dragon chase. I dare say you get a more well lived life from a solid year of legit Heroin use than gunhoarding. Pointless
-Sometimes a cigarette and a Rockstar recovery can make you feel alive
-American cars suck
-Everything is a religion
-I dont trust people who have never been lost in the woods at least once
-Arfcom is like the San Francisco of gun owners and almost makes me sympathize with gun banning pols
-The more you spend on knowledge the less shit you realize you need
-anger is overrated

Mostly just read now but had to comment here.

I don't recall you being so hardened, in fact if I remember you seemed more on the liberal side. First thing that came to mind after reading this, especially the grandmother part, was "Wonder what he was drinking?". Not that I'd ever do so.

Anyhow to me that was an interesting and sometimes accurate read, but also periodically disturbing all wrapped up in one.

Life is certainly an adventure no doubt. Still, try to keep the faith.

[Grand58742]

Wrong thread...

[Arik]

Another harsh truth: Politics and all aside, Ed Harris was the hero of Enemy at the Gates and should’ve shot Jude Law.

Change my mind.

I still don’t see how he lost. Also I don’t feel bad for the kid. He was given an out. Also why wasn’t Ed Harris toting a Hi Power?

I hate Hollywood. How does an Olympic gold medalist who merks Russians all day for a job lose to Jude Law?

Jude. Law. Like I can’t even.

I want a remake like Shooter but where Ed Harris wins.

Don’t care. Don’t care. I just don’t like Jude Law.

I didn’t even like Gattaca. Or that other movie he was in. I also hated the political Commissar.

Like in Real Life, Ed Harris would’ve greased them all and married the Russian girl, adopted the kid, and like joined the Foreign Legion after the war and joined the Devil’s Brigade.

Ed Harris is a pussy!

[Pi3]

Both of my Grandmothers had about eight of so kids. I sure hope they enjoyed the sex, there was so much of it. The sun went down and there was no electricity.

[Grand58742]

How about replacing Jude Law with an actress playing a female Russian sniper? That may have been a more realistic scenario.
you get to pick the actress.

https://mashable.com/2016/07/30/soviet-women-snipers/

Nothing like crazy eyes sniping your ass from 800 meters.

[Firefly]

I’m not a Slavaboo nor into blondes but Roza Shanina could get it.



Like if I was Ed Harris, I’d forget why I was pissed off, marry her, and we’d get a house in the country and I’d do all the thinkin’ for the both of us.

At some point Captain America or Winter Soldier would come after me, but Roza was pretty ride or die. I think we could take ‘em

[Grand58742]

There is never a more sure sign of a bad movie than the description of ‘ensemble cast’. KoD.

Whoa there.

Tombstone was an ensemble cast.

[Firefly]

Whoa there.

Tombstone was an ensemble cast.

You have a point.

Per seducing Soviet Snipers and wifing them up and stealing away with them to homes in the country....



Like we’d start over in America. She would be a seamstress and I’d find work at the library.

By the time the hippies became a thing I’d be dead plus the 50s were pretty happening