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    Harsh Truths I've arrived at

    -9mm is the only relevant pistol caliber
    -762x39 is great just not in an AK
    -AKs are crap
    -SCARS are fail
    -You really only need two ARs, maybe extra uppers. But only two real ARs
    -Age hits you one way or the other. You get fatter and balder or your friends and family die off. Or both. And You'll die too but not before taking it from behind. Many many times.
    -God answers all prayers,it's just the answer is usually "Hell no"
    -black folks havent made real music since the 80s
    -White folks just copy black folks and make it non-threatening
    -Loudness never equals masculinity. It just makes you sound feral and uncouth
    -There are actual fates worse than death. It's not just a saying
    -Woodland is overrated
    -Old people are grouchy for a reason
    -Dubstep sounds like robots fornicating
    -Deadpool was never cool. Never. Not even for a minute. It's dumb.
    -If the government truly cared about us they'd put LSD in the water and drop random conex boxes of 249s and let nature decide
    -Black folks giving their kids bullshit names is peak 4D trolling and white people take it seriously. Chumps
    -At some point,your grandmother who went to church, cooked thanksgiving, and blessed every meal and never cursed had wild, sweaty sex and got into it. That's not a diss. That happened. I know it happened because otherwise you wouldn't be here. Neither would I. Its humbling really.
    -Glock 19s really are the only right answer
    -Bolt actions are pointless. I dont care if you were like the dude from Sniper with ghillie suits and merking dudes on black ops. Pointless and lame.
    -762x51 is also pointless
    -Revolvers are toys
    -Gun collecting is the ultimate dragon chase. I dare say you get a more well lived life from a solid year of legit Heroin use than gunhoarding. Pointless
    -Sometimes a cigarette and a Rockstar recovery can make you feel alive
    -American cars suck
    -Everything is a religion
    -I dont trust people who have never been lost in the woods at least once
    -Arfcom is like the San Francisco of gun owners and almost makes me sympathize with gun banning pols
    -The more you spend on knowledge the less shit you realize you need
    -anger is overrated
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    The ONLY thing I disagree with is the Deadpool comment. He is the definition of no ****s to give.


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    Meh, I can't agree with most of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by just a scout View Post
    The ONLY thing I disagree with is the Deadpool comment. He is the definition of no ****s to give.


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    In a pre-packaged commercialized form with toys and merchandise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightvisionary View Post
    Meh, I can't agree with most of that.
    With sincerity, regardless of who posts what,henceforth you win this thread because you were the first one to dare question a Zen Master. Even if you are horribly wrong, you are still right. And that cannot be taken from you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefly View Post
    -9mm is the only relevant pistol caliber
    -762x39 is great just not in an AK
    -AKs are crap
    -SCARS are fail
    -You really only need two ARs, maybe extra uppers. But only two real ARs
    -Age hits you one way or the other. You get fatter and balder or your friends and family die off. Or both. And You'll die too but not before taking it from behind. Many many times.
    -God answers all prayers,it's just the answer is usually "Hell no"
    -black folks havent made real music since the 80s
    -White folks just copy black folks and make it non-threatening
    -Loudness never equals masculinity. It just makes you sound feral and uncouth
    -There are actual fates worse than death. It's not just a saying
    -Woodland is overrated
    -Old people are grouchy for a reason
    -Dubstep sounds like robots fornicating
    -Deadpool was never cool. Never. Not even for a minute. It's dumb.
    -If the government truly cared about us they'd put LSD in the water and drop random conex boxes of 249s and let nature decide
    -Black folks giving their kids bullshit names is peak 4D trolling and white people take it seriously. Chumps
    -At some point,your grandmother who went to church, cooked thanksgiving, and blessed every meal and never cursed had wild, sweaty sex and got into it. That's not a diss. That happened. I know it happened because otherwise you wouldn't be here. Neither would I. Its humbling really.
    -Glock 19s really are the only right answer
    -Bolt actions are pointless. I dont care if you were like the dude from Sniper with ghillie suits and merking dudes on black ops. Pointless and lame.
    -762x51 is also pointless
    -Revolvers are toys
    -Gun collecting is the ultimate dragon chase. I dare say you get a more well lived life from a solid year of legit Heroin use than gunhoarding. Pointless
    -Sometimes a cigarette and a Rockstar recovery can make you feel alive
    -American cars suck
    -Everything is a religion
    -I dont trust people who have never been lost in the woods at least once
    -Arfcom is like the San Francisco of gun owners and almost makes me sympathize with gun banning pols
    -The more you spend on knowledge the less shit you realize you need
    -anger is overrated
    The BARFCOM comment is about the only thing i can agree with....... the rest is a BIG FAIL......
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    1. It's all vanity
    2. You are not taking anything with you.
    3. it doesn't matter what *you* think.
    "A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government."
    - George Washington

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    Quote Originally Posted by docsherm View Post
    The BARFCOM comment is about the only thing i can agree with....... the rest is a BIG FAIL......
    So.......you DO like dubstep

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    762x51 isn’t the best answer for any question, but it’s a good answer to any question.
    All handguns suck, 9mm gives you more bites at the Apple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggy View Post
    1. It's all vanity
    2. You are not taking anything with you.
    3. it doesn't matter what *you* think.
    1. Ugliness is the only true vanity
    2. You can in fact take people with you
    3. It matters what we all think so we can laugh at how wrong people are. Laughter is love. Laughter is life.

    You cannot even spell manslaughter without laughter

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