Okay, who was #5? (staring intently at Steyr)
https://www.foxnews.com/travel/tsa-s...-finds-of-2019
Okay, who was #5? (staring intently at Steyr)
https://www.foxnews.com/travel/tsa-s...-finds-of-2019
Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.
TSA has a rule against transporting moose poo???
"Literally EVERYTHING is in space, Morty." Grandpa Rick Sanchez
Whale vomit gets stole and placed on Ebay or Craig's List.
https://www.sciencealert.com/fisherm...of-whale-vomit
Last edited by jsbhike; 01-18-20 at 16:45.
Damn, I was hoping they found a brain.
Still think they were misnamed. Airport Security Service would have been a better name.
I was working with the Australian Army and one of the NCO's had been their equivalent of TSA before he enlisted.
He told me about a suspicious piece of luggage that was making a noise.
The suitcase is isolated, the passenger is pulled and questioned.
When the embarrassed lady opens the bag, she removed the batteries from the vibrator and the plane was loaded and departed.
You would be surprised at how many of those things I found when I was deployed doing customs pre-clearance in the Middle East. Some females were quite embarrassed about having them and others were pretty open about it even around their male counterparts.
Here I am thinking "you're a female in a remote location with like a 8-1 guy to girl ratio; you probably don't need such a device. Just winking at a guy you found hot would probably net you at least five offers in as many minutes and GO-1B be damned."
Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.
"Literally EVERYTHING is in space, Morty." Grandpa Rick Sanchez
I just stating a fact. They like grabbing the ass of an WASP grandmother. While risking all our asses by letting hadji's through with less screening.
They are also made up of some of the most arrogant, ignorant, full of themselves ass ######.
So they should have been named Airport Security Service.
Fly business class you get less hassles, even though the hijackers on 9-11, flew business.
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