This is serendipity. About 10 days before the TP panic hit I signed up for Amazon Prime. I always hate buying TP at the grocery as the large package usually means an extra trip to the garage to lug it in. So I bought a case of 72 rolls for $3 less delivered than the grocery.
Since I live alone and had a couple dozen rolls already I’m set for a year or more. Or was until I hit on thanking the letter carrier and UPS guy who lugs my ammo with 12 packs of TP. They DO appreciate it more than the bag of candy I occasionally hand out.
The beasts of modernism have mutated into the beasts of postmodernism—relativism into nihilism, amorality into immorality, irrationality into insanity, sexual deviancy into polymorphous perversity. And since then, generations of intelligent students under the guidance of their enlightened professors have looked into the abyss, have contemplated those beasts, and have said, “How interesting, how exciting.”
—Gertrude Himmelfarb, On Looking into the Abyss (1994)
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