I'll see your "just as good" Spikes and raise;
First personal gun ever was a Stag Arms Model 2 AR15 in '08 right before ol' Bummer got elected. Because I said, 'shit, it's now or never probably'.
Then I bought a drop-in YHM Cheese grater and a knockoff Eotech (yes, at a gun show). Immediately discovered the "joy" of pre-election mag-ban panics when there were no more mags to be found. My first interaction with BCM was calling them to ask about mag stock, because they ran big ads in the gun magazines I used to peruse, so I thought they were some huge company like Cabelas...
Bought a case of Black Hills red box from Cabelas for way to much, then blew easily half of it trying to zero the shit-tier Eotech-clone... only to find out after disassembling the thing that there was no hope of it ever zeroing in because the internals were plastic and stripped...

Went out and got a proper Eotech 512 after that (then sold it after reading about battery issues).
My first interaction here was a thread about which Magpul stock to get for the thing... because that same magazine with the BCM ads said M4C was "where the professionals go", and after the "adventure" with the Eotech clone I was starting to realize I didn't know enough to make an informed purchase, and I had no idea who magpul was, aside from their mags.
Then after all that, I went out and bought a full-size Springfield XDM .40 for my first-ever handgun. Because it had a MaTcH GrAdE BaRrEl...

Yes, I was very stupid.
The OD-green BFG padded VCAS (that I still have to this day) was the only good thing I bought out of that first couple-year splurge.

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