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Thread: Reconsidering the Bayonet in Modern Riot Control

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    I had a guy in the Dominican with a machete, pissed at me because he rear ended my car and took off. I had the urge to chase his piece of shit car down and force him off the road.

    He got out of his car with a machete, and I had left my 12 ga pump in my car, I was smiling at him and told him I didn't want to fight him. I just wanted to know who he was so he could pay for any damage he did to my car. He was yelling and swearing at me walking to me,telling me he was going to kill me. I reached under my shirt and pulled out my 11.5" Bowie knife and told him let's get it on.

    He dropped the machete, and he started to apologize and his whole family started begging me not to kill him.

    My game plan, was to close with him, so to limit his ability to use that big ass machete. I was actually wishing I had the 6" Fairbairn Applegate instead of the Bowie. But it all worked out.

    Has several times a knife worked to my benefit in Africa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grand58742 View Post
    So, quite possible merchant shipping could have saved a lot of money by hiring Michael Dudikoff?
    Never heard of him. Had to do a search to discover he's a martial arts actor. I don't follow that genre of Hollywood personality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OH58D View Post
    Never heard of him. Had to do a search to discover he's a martial arts actor. I don't follow that genre of Hollywood personality.
    Okay, you were supposed to chuckle when you saw he did a B rate ninja movie (a series of them actually) but really nothing since.

    I guess when you have to explain the joke, it's not funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grand58742 View Post
    Okay, you were supposed to chuckle when you saw he did a B rate ninja movie (a series of them actually) but really nothing since.

    I guess when you have to explain the joke, it's not funny.
    Not your fault. I'm just not up on a lot of current celebrities. I'm also in Albuquerque tonite picking up my West Point Cadet son. Typing this on a Samsung phone. Big fingers and little keyboard on phone. Not fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OH58D View Post
    Not your fault. I'm just not up on a lot of current celebrities. I'm also in Albuquerque tonite picking up my West Point Cadet son. Typing this on a Samsung phone. Big fingers and little keyboard on phone. Not fun.
    Suggestion, you might consider a cheap Bluetooth keyboard. I have one salvaged from my first tablet's case that I keep in the bag with the new tablet; it's a godsend when I have to do email or posts from the phone or some idjit insists on being an SMS chatterbox.

    Edit for the more important part that Fumblefingers hit post before remembering to type: Bravo Zulu to your son!
    Last edited by Diamondback; 07-08-20 at 23:47.
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