The Retro movement hits breakfast cereals

[Jellybean]

YES!
"Silly rabbit... tricks are for kids!"
I miss Carleton's epic freakouts. And Jazz getting thrown out of the house. Ah... the glory days of sit-com will be missed.

...Dad making breakfast was an adventure in everything we now know not to do with food.
Start with two cans of Spam, grill it up until it's crispy. Three pieces of Spam per sandwich.
Now get some of those Kraft Cheese Slices, not real cheese, but not quite plastic.
Wonder Bread Toasted to a beautiful tan color.
Fried Hard Eggs, two per sammich.
So Wonder Bread, then cheese slice, add two eggs, then three slices of Spam more cheese and another slice of Wonder Bread.
The grease would run down to your elbow, the bread would get soggy with grease and you had to use some strategy to finish it before it fell apart.....

And that's how we got the last generation of real men. We will never see their like again because people are to afraid to feed their kid anything with sugar, gluten, meat, and anything else that actually made life awesome. Like, you gotta test your kids, man. If their body can survive a gastronomic assault like that from time to time, they're probably going to stay pretty healthy.

[Honu]

Best cereal ever Puffa Puffa Rice

[SteyrAUG]

I want REAL Capt. Crunch with Crunchberries. The kind that were so impervious to milk the crunch berries would shred the roof of your mouth to a mild pulp.

The only one that really hasn't changed is Quisp but you have to go looking for it and it isn't bargain priced or anything.

Don't care about the other ones, I eat Raisin Bran Crunch most of the time. If I could bring one back, it would be Buckwheats. That stuff was awesome.

[Honu]

That and quisp shape would make the milk go all over
good days

I eat no breakfast anymore unless its a glass of water with some ACV in it one meal a day all meat

I want REAL Capt. Crunch with Crunchberries. The kind that were so impervious to milk the crunch berries would shred the roof of your mouth to a mild pulp.

The only one that really hasn't changed is Quisp but you have to go looking for it and it isn't bargain priced or anything.

Don't care about the other ones, I eat Raisin Bran Crunch most of the time. If I could bring one back, it would be Buckwheats. That stuff was awesome.

[Slater]

Quisp used to have a sort of companion cereal called "Quake", but I haven't seen that around for decades.

[Honu]

Spam and eggs are awesome
Hawaiian thing but spam is huge and still on McDonalds menu

Actually the spam and eggs alone is more healthy then the modern crap its just the bread and fake cheese real cheese spam and eggs would be healthy

This deserves it's own post;
My Dad was an old school Paratrooper, not particularly the best at parenting, but he gave it a hell of a try. Dad making breakfast was an adventure in everything we now know not to do with food.
Start with two cans of Spam, grill it up until it's crispy. Three pieces of Spam per sandwich.
Now get some of those Kraft Cheese Slices, not real cheese, but not quite plastic.
Wonder Bread Toasted to a beautiful tan color.
Fried Hard Eggs, two per sammich.
So Wonder Bread, then cheese slice, add two eggs, then three slices of Spam more cheese and another slice of Wonder Bread.
The grease would run down to your elbow, the bread would get soggy with grease and you had to use some strategy to finish it before it fell apart.

I think there were five of us at that time, Mom was careful to limit my Dad's gastronomical experiments on kids, usually he only got away with this when she was in the Hospital and having another kid.
It's a wonder those sandwiches didn't lock up our hearts.

[ABNAK]

I want REAL Capt. Crunch with Crunchberries. The kind that were so impervious to milk the crunch berries would shred the roof of your mouth to a mild pulp.

The only one that really hasn't changed is Quisp but you have to go looking for it and it isn't bargain priced or anything.

Don't care about the other ones, I eat Raisin Bran Crunch most of the time. If I could bring one back, it would be Buckwheats. That stuff was awesome.

They still make that shit? lol

[ABNAK]

Averageman,

Do not feel ashamed. What your dad made for you sounds mighty friggin' tasty!

(that's what they make cholesterol meds for!)

[SteyrAUG]

They still make that shit? lol

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Quisp-Cru...RoChb8QAvD_BwE

It's worth doing one time simply because certain tastes fire up memories from 40+ years ago that were all the way in the back of the garage.

[jsbhike]

Back in the day we had... "Sugar Smacks", .

Reading up on that now. Smacks was the one with the frog Dig'um when I was really young that switched to a bear later in childhood when I would have had more solid details on memory. I went from sometime in the later 80's until this morning thinking the frog was some kind of vivid early childhood imagination thing for me.