Hitman (Review)

[Diamondback]

It's kind of like the Denzel Washington Equalizers: Strip away the preexisting IP and you have okay action movies, but so much missing to try to represent the "bigger brand."

OTOH, in my experience Hitman fanbois are a toxic community of Bitchy Little Girls, much of the community being Eurotrash who cheered when they stuck it to US/Canada about not distributing the Collector Edition of the last game here... and a divided one at that, some wanting 47 to be nothing more than an organic Terminator and others wanting to see more personal growth, and each side of the various schisms declaring the other apostates.

You wanna see Barfcom/4chan toxicity, go look up Hitman Forum sometime...

[glocktogo]

I really enjoy this movie and LOVE me some Olga.

[Firefly]

I had Hitman on PS2 and liked this movie this was Olga in her prime. If you notice the computer voice is same from the game the dispatcher girl who gives him missions.

Beyond that, I am kinda over video games and 99% of movies.

Video games used to be fun or relatively non-commital. The last game I played was Wildlands and it did nothing but rob me of my time and jerked me around.

Per 300. It was great in 2007 but now itÂ’s up there with them old Steve Reeves movies.

Everything sucks and I was sorta looking forward to the new Top Gun and Ghostbusters but they want theatre release when they could just as easily offer it for stream. So eff em.

I just like the Blaser sniper rifle and how Olga says she wasnÂ’t wearing any panties.

You will find as you get older that life is an endless kick in the balls.

[titsonritz]

I like the 5.56 MP5s.

[Firefly]

I like the 5.56 MP5s.

Actually shoot an HK53.

So much nope.

[duece71]

Excellent movie and am curious as to when a sequel will be out.

[Diamondback]

Excellent movie and am curious as to when a sequel will be out.

Probably never, they completely rebooted with a new cast that also disappointed so it seems to have gotten the Hot Potato Drop.

[WillBrink]

Excellent movie and am curious as to when a sequel will be out.

Probably never, they completely rebooted with a new cast that also disappointed so it seems to have gotten the Hot Potato Drop.

Was agent 47 not the sequel? It was not a bad movie, but I thought the first one much better.

[Diamondback]

No, Agent 47 was a total reboot from the same writer, per Wikipedia.

[WillBrink]

No, Agent 47 was a total reboot from the same writer, per Wikipedia.

I suppose. It came after, it was a different story altogether, so viewed it a sequel. Would be cool of a legit continuation of the first movie for a proper sequel happened.