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Firefly
Maybe, maybe not.
If I were a 19 yo and I married into royalty who drank, shot guns, and had bad ass landrovers and exclusive hunting plots then I most certainly would have played ball. I don’t think I would have much sex drive as a woman but the Prince would see to my needs. He also has his side chicks. I can squirt an heir and a spare. All I would ask of Her Royal Highness would be a couple L1A1s, a few Sterlings, some of that German cake, and a little She Shed hidden in the shire where I can blast loud punk music, put up rebel flags, and a Commodore 64 and a badass landline so I could talk to my internet friends (if it’s the 80s).
I mean OMG what a hard life Diana had...servants, flying on a Concorde, wearing designer outfits, oh no what a horrible life. What a total living hell. I would be like Lady Bathory, arcane and inaccessible. I certainly wouldn’t be whining about landmines and AIDS.
I firmly believe these hizzoes do it just for the wedding
You could hack it a 19 year old assistant teacher at a nursery school...maybe not. Her activism came much later, she tried to fit in. I think most 19 year old nobodies would LOVE to become an actual princess, they don't tell you how much it really sucks.
And don't think I have sympathy for royals, I think Elizabeth is a giant bitch. The only one who seemed to have any decency was Phillip and he was also an outsider. Margaret probably was a nice kid but they crushed her soul as well.
It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.
Chuck, we miss ya man.
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