It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.
Chuck, we miss ya man.
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It's worse than that, public servant. Now get out there and protect and serve. You work for me, I pay taxes.
But it takes a village. You are a member of the village are you not? Why would you arrest my chillun' when you could be helping them be knowing a better way? You just a mean ass popo.
It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.
Chuck, we miss ya man.
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It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.
Chuck, we miss ya man.
كافر
The funniest: JTF (local PD, FBI, and DEA) got intel on a known deal that was going to be on X block at X time. I was a medic on the SWAT team, and although a certified LEO I was only certified and a LEO because I was the medic on the team. Anyhoo, we were going to 'ambush' at a given time, zero dark thirty, when he was going to be visiting his baby mama. We're all snug in the panel van, los federales had the long eye on surveillance. We hear "go, go, go!" and bust out of that van, and we take down... an old lady who had her dog out to poop. Never did see or find said dealer.
The Oscar for the most planning and logistics that never was needed goes to a house raid for a high-risk warrant. Detectives from our PD obtained a warrant for a very bad dude and briefed the SWAT team leadership (I was always in the briefings so I could plan medical). We go back to brief the team, minus a couple guys who weren't there, and whom we were going to "get caught up" enroute the next day when we execute the warrant with the detectives. We plan into the evening, have a PACE plan, back-ups, we look at house pictures, go over angles and cover (the guy had been known to shoot at cops). We meet at whatever time the next morning, go over to stage a block away or so. One of the guys who was not at the briefing asked, "so who is the guy we're taking down?" We tell him. He says something like, "oh for crying out loud..." When we park, he gets out, takes off his kit, walks up to the door and knocks: "Hey, Bubba (or whatever his name was).... it's Leon, your cousin. Get yo ass out here so we can take you to jail.... you wanna get my mom to call your mom?" Ol' Bubba walks to the door, turns around, allows Leon to cuff him, Leon puts him in the car.
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My ex brought my Son home unexpectedly hours early on her visitation weekend one time. I was working on my front yard when She dropped him off.
To say his diaper was wet is an understatement, it was so soaked it was falling apart and the internals of the diaper were escaping when I held him.
I had the hose out so I sprayed her with the hose as She ran to her car. I followed continuously soaking her through the open car window as she pulled out the drive.
So a Deputy shows up 40 minutes later and I explained, showed him the diaper and I explained the situation.
He laughed his ass off and got back in his cruiser and cruised.
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