Yeah, this is going to be a cluster****. I'm so glad I'm on my way out. Hopefully I can get myself moved before it becomes necessary to take some crazy re-route through Kansas or something...****ing progs and Californians.

At this point, if you're considering traveling to CO, just save yourself the ass-ache and go somewhere else. The cities are shitholes, the mountains are crowded with idiots, and lots of places have better beer. CO doesn't deserve your money.