Shoplifting in SanFrancisco and my solution

**FromMyColdDeadHand** · 06-17-21, 14:16

https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/16/us/sa...ens/index.html

At least the security guard takes a swipe at his bags, and he’ll probably lose his job for it.

My solution.

Go outside with a stick or a pipe, wait for him to exit. Stick into his wheel spokes, and then when he dumps it then beat his ass as you scream “WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE”. Take his booty and his bike and ride off…

I’m not psycho, that is straight up Robin Hood stuff there…

**Johnny Rico** · 06-17-21, 14:39

It's been going on for a while now.

https://www.city-journal.org/san-francisco-crime

**Artos** · 06-17-21, 15:30

Wife showed me a vid of a guy casually walking into the super market, grabbing some steaks & went about his day out the door...if you tell people no consequences for stealing anything under $950 then what do you think will happen??

**titsonritz** · 06-17-21, 15:54

F' it, I'm going to start doing all my little "shopping" in California, even with gas prices I should be able to come out out ahead.

**kerplode** · 06-17-21, 16:16

Shoplifting is, for all intents and purposes, legal in San Franshithole. Cops don't care 'cause the city values the unhoused and the takers over the productive workers and business owners.

What the cops would care about, though, is you assaulting that poor unhoused individual to get your stuff back. They'd absolutely care about that and you'd catch charges and get a ride for your troubles.

The solution is for those businesses to relocate somewhere else and just let San Franshithole eat itself.

Unfortunately, that'll only work for a while, though...These "values" will spread like a cancer. People eventually realize "Why should I bust my ass working when I can just smoke weed all day, get a check from the government, and steal whatever else I need? And I'll be damn sure to vote for whoever gives me the most free shit, more than once if they'll let me!"

**Johnny Rico** · 06-17-21, 16:26

It's not just shoplifting either. There are entire theft rings dedicated to stealing catalytic converters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGLrRj7AJsc

At 2:28 they show a car owner (grandson maybe?) just watching while the thieves steal his property. Why isn't he at the very least calling the cops or taking a picture of the license plate of the thieves' car?

**FromMyColdDeadHand** · 06-17-21, 17:01

Catalytic convertors are going missing in our part of town too. How can you do that at night and not make a racket?

Pretty soon the stores will close, and those areas will get less and less service. That or you'll have to stand there and wait for someone to unlock the antacids and everything else.

I hope the mom and pop shops are holding up allright. IF the national chains ran by the corporate elites woke idiots takes it in the ass, all the more delish.

Make everything in the store $1000 unless you have a shoppers card at check out.

I still like my original idea. There is something symmetrical about its asymmetry.

**Honu** · 06-17-21, 17:26

reopen alcatraz and just dump them off few hundred yards from it and tell them to swim
let them work it out with each other

**Johnny Rico** · 06-17-21, 17:28

I know it's medieval, but part of me thinks there is something to the idea of taking someone's hand for theft.

I'm fortunate it wasn't my car in that video. I would have been in fear for my life the moment the driver pointed that propane torch at me.