Originally Posted by
Business_Casual
Not all heroes wear capes.
Lol, I don't think it had anything to with me being exceptionally charming or anything like that. I think the bride just saw a random guy she wanted to dance with and, in her drunken, horny state, she grabbed me. But once I made an issue of it, then it became a focal point for the rest of the bridal party to try and charm the married dude.
One of the other guys in our group, who's single, decided to go dance with her after I turned her down. He came back two minutes later and said, "Yeah, BoringGuy, good call. Your wife would have been pissed. The first thing that chick did was grab my cock."
Last edited by BoringGuy45; 07-06-21 at 07:15.
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who do not.-Ben Franklin
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