First, don't mount anything to your house.
Second, don't buy any plastic shit from Home Depot.
Get some 2x4s and fabricate a free standing garden hose caddy. You only need a couple arms 18 to 24 inches long and about a foot apart to coil your hose around the arms. Basically a saw horse design with a support arm on each side. Nice open design so your caddy doesn't become a spider den.
Simple obvious things, make sure the hose is OFF before you try and coil it. Make sure any sprayer is OPEN when you turn the hose off so you aren't coiling and uncoiling the hose under pressure.
Do that and any quality hose will last you years. Biggest hose killer is turning water off but leaving a sprayer closed and keeping the hose under pressure for days at a time.
It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.
Chuck, we miss ya man.
كافر
Bookmarks