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    Worst Gunbroker Listings Ever...

    Figure we can take a break from all the drama and bad news and just laugh at some stupid, idiotic gun listings.

    I'm setting the bar HIGH...

    Anderson Manufacturing AR15 Custom Polished with Gold Nitride! NEW!

    Yes for only $3,000 (assuming nobody bids you up) you can have this piece of ultimate garbage.



    Yes it's the world famous Anderson AR (famous for being one of the worst piece of crap rifles out there) polished to a high finish with gold nitride accents.

    But wait there's more.



    You also get this amazingly retarded skeletonized pistol grip, if that don't make you feel like your in a Terminator movie....nothing will.



    And check out that wonky (but really shiny) buttstock. It's like the rifle from the future only NOW.



    And it's topped of with a matching Barska (sounds Russian but made in China) scope to make sure you don't accidentally hit anything you shoot at. And don't miss that GOLD nitride bolt carrier. Who needs chrome plated when you can go GOLD.

    Yes for the cost of a decent Knights Rifle you can have this horrible crap instead.

    ORDER NOW.....
    It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.

    Chuck, we miss ya man.

    كافر

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteyrAUG View Post
    Yes for the cost of a decent Knights Rifle you can have this horrible crap instead.

    ORDER NOW.....
    Well, on the upside at least he butchered an Anderson and not something nice like a Knights.
    Psalm 34:19

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    You would think for three grand, they could have wiped the finger prints off before they photographed it.

    Andy

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    I can't tell if this is some kind of Steam-Punk joke.

    I think it needs a skeletonized upper.
    ..It was you to me who taught
    In Jersey anythings' legal, as long as you don't get caught.

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    They definitely polished a turd.
    A person who is not inwardly prepared for the use of violence against him is always weaker than the person committing the violence. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago

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    Hi fellow patriots and gun enthusiasts!!! Up for auction is a used Glock 23 pistol. The handgun is a true masterpiece by nature and has been a true proponent of reliability, rigidity, and consistency from a combat handgun perspective. This particular unit is a rare unit produced by the glock company. (research the rtf2 series) in brief synopsis the rtf2 was a limited run of weapons that glock produced in response to the boring horizontal slide serrations. This weapon is outfitted to perform reliably in .40sw/9mm configurations and and you dont have to look any further than this package to have all the accessories you need to enjoy either.

    THIS GLOCK 23 HAS BEEN EXTREMELY MODIFIED AND IS SUGGESTED FOR HANDLING BY EXPERIENCED SHOOTERS WHEN IN THIS CONFIGURATION. THE GLOCK IS AN EXTREMELY AND I STRESS EXTREMELY VERSATILE WEAPON PLATFORM THAT WILL ALLOW THE NEW OWNER OF THIS PISTOL TO PLACE A NEW FRAME OF HIS CHOICE ON IN SECONDS... SO DONT PASS ON SUCH A GREAT DEAL TO OWN A DOUBLE THREAT GLOCK 23/19 PISTOL BECAUSE YOU FEEL THE CURRENT FRAME'S CUSTOM JOB WAS LESS THAN DESIRABLE. (FOR MY TASTE THE CURRENT FRAME ON THIS GUN IS FREAKING AMAZING, AND IVE NEVER FELT A GLOCK THAT FELT SO GOOD IN THE HAND!!!!) THE SUBTRACTION OF THE TRIGGER GUARD WAS A BIT MUCH FOR MY TASTE, BUT ONCE AGAIN GUNS ARE TOOLS AND EACH HAS THEIR PURPOSE.

    I would be remiss not to outline the extensive details of this package:
    1)GLOCK 23 RTF2 SCALLOPED SLIDE SERRATIONS
    4)13RD (.40)GLOCK MAGAZINES
    4) 12RD (9MM) MAGAZINES
    3) 33RD (9MM) MAGAZINES (NOT PICTURED)
    1)LWD 5IN (2PORT) 9MM BARREL (NOT PICTURED)
    1) LWD 5IN (THREADED) .40SW BARREL (CURRENTLY IN UNIT)
    1) CUSTOM DESANTIS BELLY BAND FOR THE PISTOL WHEN IN THE CURRENT CONFIGURATION.
    111) FEDERAL 180GR HOLLOWPOINT AMMO.
    50+/-) .40SW BRASS

    THE GUN IS IN PERFECT SHOOTING/ FUNCTIONING CONDITION.. WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO SAY... ITS A GLOCK!!! I'VE ALSO INCLUDED IN THIS AUCTION AN ASSORTMENT OF GLOCK PARTS AND PIECES, ODDS AND ENDS FOR THIS PARTICULAR GUN AS WELL. THIS GUN IS AN AMAZING SHOOTER AND IS A TRULY RARE AND COLLECTABLE PIECE OF GLOCK HISTORY PROVIDED THAT THEY ARE OUT OF PRODUCTION. THE CUSTOM FRAMEWORK OF THIS UNIT MAY BE OVER THE TOP FOR SOME SHOOTERS, BUT FOR THOSE SERIOUS SHOOTERS WHO KNOW HOW IMPORTANT A FIRM GRIP IS ON THE FIREARM WILL SAVOR AND TRULY REVEL IN THE COMPLETENESS AND WHOLENESS (YET MINIMALISTIC) APPEAL OF THIS PARTICULAR PISTOL AS SOON AS THEY LAY HANDS ON IT, IF NOT BEFORE... BID STRONG.. AS IF YOU WERE BIDING AGAINST DIANNE FIENSTIEN!!! ;-) HAHA

    [Information added 7/3/2013 12:23:12 AM]
    THIS LISTING HAS LITERALLY GONE VIRAL IN THE GUN COMMUNITY.. WOW.. WHO GIVES A ****. IM TIRED OF ALL YOU ARMCHAIR COMPUTERSCREEN SHITTALKING SONS OF BITCHES THAT HAVE NO MORAL HIGH GROUND ON THIS AUCION SALE ITEM(S) OR SHIT! STOP PM MESSGING ME WITH ALL THAT OPINION BASED BULLSHIT COCKSUCKERS. I CARRIED THIS WEAPON FOR 2 YEARS DAILY WITH AND WITHOUT THE TG AND I STILL GOT MY LEGS BALLS AND SANITY TO PROVE IT. THANK YOU TO THE BIDDERS WHO HAVE PUT THEIR MONEY WHERE THEIR MOUTH IS AND LET THEIR ACTIONS REVAL THEIR TRUE INTENTIONS.. TO OWN A. 1/1 PIECE. WITH THIS MESSAGE IM SUBMITTING 50 MORE FED HOLLOWS TO THE WINNING BIDDER. BUY NOW PRICE IS NULL AND VOID LETS TAKE THIS LISING THROUGH THE ROOF ON THESE ARMCHAIRCOMPUTERSCREEN CRITICS OF OUR DAY..SHIT THEY REMIND ME OF DIANNE FINESTINE... GET A LIFE.
    Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

    老僧三十年前未參禪時、見山是山、見水是水、及至後夾親見知識、有箇入處、見山不是山、見水不是水、而今得箇體歇處、依然見山秪是山、見水秪是水。

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    That AR would sell on the border...maybe not on a 4473, but would sell & be sotb before the end of the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteyrAUG View Post
    Figure we can take a break from all the drama and bad news and just laugh at some stupid, idiotic gun listings.

    I'm setting the bar HIGH...

    Anderson Manufacturing AR15 Custom Polished with Gold Nitride! NEW!

    Yes for only $3,000 (assuming nobody bids you up) you can have this piece of ultimate garbage.



    Yes it's the world famous Anderson AR (famous for being one of the worst piece of crap rifles out there) polished to a high finish with gold nitride accents.

    But wait there's more.



    You also get this amazingly retarded skeletonized pistol grip, if that don't make you feel like your in a Terminator movie....nothing will.



    And check out that wonky (but really shiny) buttstock. It's like the rifle from the future only NOW.



    And it's topped of with a matching Barska (sounds Russian but made in China) scope to make sure you don't accidentally hit anything you shoot at. And don't miss that GOLD nitride bolt carrier. Who needs chrome plated when you can go GOLD.

    Yes for the cost of a decent Knights Rifle you can have this horrible crap instead.

    ORDER NOW.....
    I would buy it if it came with the needed scope riser, but since it's missing I'll just have to force myself to pass on this beauty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Defaultmp3 View Post


    Hi fellow patriots and gun enthusiasts!!! Up for auction is a used Glock 23 pistol. The handgun is a true masterpiece by nature and has been a true proponent of reliability, rigidity, and consistency from a combat handgun perspective. This particular unit is a rare unit produced by the glock company. (research the rtf2 series) in brief synopsis the rtf2 was a limited run of weapons that glock produced in response to the boring horizontal slide serrations. This weapon is outfitted to perform reliably in .40sw/9mm configurations and and you dont have to look any further than this package to have all the accessories you need to enjoy either.

    THIS GLOCK 23 HAS BEEN EXTREMELY MODIFIED AND IS SUGGESTED FOR HANDLING BY EXPERIENCED SHOOTERS WHEN IN THIS CONFIGURATION. THE GLOCK IS AN EXTREMELY AND I STRESS EXTREMELY VERSATILE WEAPON PLATFORM THAT WILL ALLOW THE NEW OWNER OF THIS PISTOL TO PLACE A NEW FRAME OF HIS CHOICE ON IN SECONDS... SO DONT PASS ON SUCH A GREAT DEAL TO OWN A DOUBLE THREAT GLOCK 23/19 PISTOL BECAUSE YOU FEEL THE CURRENT FRAME'S CUSTOM JOB WAS LESS THAN DESIRABLE. (FOR MY TASTE THE CURRENT FRAME ON THIS GUN IS FREAKING AMAZING, AND IVE NEVER FELT A GLOCK THAT FELT SO GOOD IN THE HAND!!!!) THE SUBTRACTION OF THE TRIGGER GUARD WAS A BIT MUCH FOR MY TASTE, BUT ONCE AGAIN GUNS ARE TOOLS AND EACH HAS THEIR PURPOSE.

    I would be remiss not to outline the extensive details of this package:
    1)GLOCK 23 RTF2 SCALLOPED SLIDE SERRATIONS
    4)13RD (.40)GLOCK MAGAZINES
    4) 12RD (9MM) MAGAZINES
    3) 33RD (9MM) MAGAZINES (NOT PICTURED)
    1)LWD 5IN (2PORT) 9MM BARREL (NOT PICTURED)
    1) LWD 5IN (THREADED) .40SW BARREL (CURRENTLY IN UNIT)
    1) CUSTOM DESANTIS BELLY BAND FOR THE PISTOL WHEN IN THE CURRENT CONFIGURATION.
    111) FEDERAL 180GR HOLLOWPOINT AMMO.
    50+/-) .40SW BRASS

    THE GUN IS IN PERFECT SHOOTING/ FUNCTIONING CONDITION.. WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO SAY... ITS A GLOCK!!! I'VE ALSO INCLUDED IN THIS AUCTION AN ASSORTMENT OF GLOCK PARTS AND PIECES, ODDS AND ENDS FOR THIS PARTICULAR GUN AS WELL. THIS GUN IS AN AMAZING SHOOTER AND IS A TRULY RARE AND COLLECTABLE PIECE OF GLOCK HISTORY PROVIDED THAT THEY ARE OUT OF PRODUCTION. THE CUSTOM FRAMEWORK OF THIS UNIT MAY BE OVER THE TOP FOR SOME SHOOTERS, BUT FOR THOSE SERIOUS SHOOTERS WHO KNOW HOW IMPORTANT A FIRM GRIP IS ON THE FIREARM WILL SAVOR AND TRULY REVEL IN THE COMPLETENESS AND WHOLENESS (YET MINIMALISTIC) APPEAL OF THIS PARTICULAR PISTOL AS SOON AS THEY LAY HANDS ON IT, IF NOT BEFORE... BID STRONG.. AS IF YOU WERE BIDING AGAINST DIANNE FIENSTIEN!!! ;-) HAHA

    [Information added 7/3/2013 12:23:12 AM]
    THIS LISTING HAS LITERALLY GONE VIRAL IN THE GUN COMMUNITY.. WOW.. WHO GIVES A ****. IM TIRED OF ALL YOU ARMCHAIR COMPUTERSCREEN SHITTALKING SONS OF BITCHES THAT HAVE NO MORAL HIGH GROUND ON THIS AUCION SALE ITEM(S) OR SHIT! STOP PM MESSGING ME WITH ALL THAT OPINION BASED BULLSHIT COCKSUCKERS. I CARRIED THIS WEAPON FOR 2 YEARS DAILY WITH AND WITHOUT THE TG AND I STILL GOT MY LEGS BALLS AND SANITY TO PROVE IT. THANK YOU TO THE BIDDERS WHO HAVE PUT THEIR MONEY WHERE THEIR MOUTH IS AND LET THEIR ACTIONS REVAL THEIR TRUE INTENTIONS.. TO OWN A. 1/1 PIECE. WITH THIS MESSAGE IM SUBMITTING 50 MORE FED HOLLOWS TO THE WINNING BIDDER. BUY NOW PRICE IS NULL AND VOID LETS TAKE THIS LISING THROUGH THE ROOF ON THESE ARMCHAIRCOMPUTERSCREEN CRITICS OF OUR DAY..SHIT THEY REMIND ME OF DIANNE FINESTINE... GET A LIFE.
    That dialog was priceless. And who needs a trigger guard.

    PB
    "Air Force / Policeman / Fireman / Man of God / Friend of mine / R.I.P. Steve Lamy"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Defaultmp3 View Post


    Hi fellow patriots and gun enthusiasts!!! Up for auction is a used Glock 23 pistol. The handgun is a true masterpiece by nature and has been a true proponent of reliability, rigidity, and consistency from a combat handgun perspective. This particular unit is a rare unit produced by the glock company. (research the rtf2 series) in brief synopsis the rtf2 was a limited run of weapons that glock produced in response to the boring horizontal slide serrations. This weapon is outfitted to perform reliably in .40sw/9mm configurations and and you dont have to look any further than this package to have all the accessories you need to enjoy either.

    THIS GLOCK 23 HAS BEEN EXTREMELY MODIFIED AND IS SUGGESTED FOR HANDLING BY EXPERIENCED SHOOTERS WHEN IN THIS CONFIGURATION. THE GLOCK IS AN EXTREMELY AND I STRESS EXTREMELY VERSATILE WEAPON PLATFORM THAT WILL ALLOW THE NEW OWNER OF THIS PISTOL TO PLACE A NEW FRAME OF HIS CHOICE ON IN SECONDS... SO DONT PASS ON SUCH A GREAT DEAL TO OWN A DOUBLE THREAT GLOCK 23/19 PISTOL BECAUSE YOU FEEL THE CURRENT FRAME'S CUSTOM JOB WAS LESS THAN DESIRABLE. (FOR MY TASTE THE CURRENT FRAME ON THIS GUN IS FREAKING AMAZING, AND IVE NEVER FELT A GLOCK THAT FELT SO GOOD IN THE HAND!!!!) THE SUBTRACTION OF THE TRIGGER GUARD WAS A BIT MUCH FOR MY TASTE, BUT ONCE AGAIN GUNS ARE TOOLS AND EACH HAS THEIR PURPOSE.

    I would be remiss not to outline the extensive details of this package:
    1)GLOCK 23 RTF2 SCALLOPED SLIDE SERRATIONS
    4)13RD (.40)GLOCK MAGAZINES
    4) 12RD (9MM) MAGAZINES
    3) 33RD (9MM) MAGAZINES (NOT PICTURED)
    1)LWD 5IN (2PORT) 9MM BARREL (NOT PICTURED)
    1) LWD 5IN (THREADED) .40SW BARREL (CURRENTLY IN UNIT)
    1) CUSTOM DESANTIS BELLY BAND FOR THE PISTOL WHEN IN THE CURRENT CONFIGURATION.
    111) FEDERAL 180GR HOLLOWPOINT AMMO.
    50+/-) .40SW BRASS

    THE GUN IS IN PERFECT SHOOTING/ FUNCTIONING CONDITION.. WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO SAY... ITS A GLOCK!!! I'VE ALSO INCLUDED IN THIS AUCTION AN ASSORTMENT OF GLOCK PARTS AND PIECES, ODDS AND ENDS FOR THIS PARTICULAR GUN AS WELL. THIS GUN IS AN AMAZING SHOOTER AND IS A TRULY RARE AND COLLECTABLE PIECE OF GLOCK HISTORY PROVIDED THAT THEY ARE OUT OF PRODUCTION. THE CUSTOM FRAMEWORK OF THIS UNIT MAY BE OVER THE TOP FOR SOME SHOOTERS, BUT FOR THOSE SERIOUS SHOOTERS WHO KNOW HOW IMPORTANT A FIRM GRIP IS ON THE FIREARM WILL SAVOR AND TRULY REVEL IN THE COMPLETENESS AND WHOLENESS (YET MINIMALISTIC) APPEAL OF THIS PARTICULAR PISTOL AS SOON AS THEY LAY HANDS ON IT, IF NOT BEFORE... BID STRONG.. AS IF YOU WERE BIDING AGAINST DIANNE FIENSTIEN!!! ;-) HAHA

    [Information added 7/3/2013 12:23:12 AM]
    THIS LISTING HAS LITERALLY GONE VIRAL IN THE GUN COMMUNITY.. WOW.. WHO GIVES A ****. IM TIRED OF ALL YOU ARMCHAIR COMPUTERSCREEN SHITTALKING SONS OF BITCHES THAT HAVE NO MORAL HIGH GROUND ON THIS AUCION SALE ITEM(S) OR SHIT! STOP PM MESSGING ME WITH ALL THAT OPINION BASED BULLSHIT COCKSUCKERS. I CARRIED THIS WEAPON FOR 2 YEARS DAILY WITH AND WITHOUT THE TG AND I STILL GOT MY LEGS BALLS AND SANITY TO PROVE IT. THANK YOU TO THE BIDDERS WHO HAVE PUT THEIR MONEY WHERE THEIR MOUTH IS AND LET THEIR ACTIONS REVAL THEIR TRUE INTENTIONS.. TO OWN A. 1/1 PIECE. WITH THIS MESSAGE IM SUBMITTING 50 MORE FED HOLLOWS TO THE WINNING BIDDER. BUY NOW PRICE IS NULL AND VOID LETS TAKE THIS LISING THROUGH THE ROOF ON THESE ARMCHAIRCOMPUTERSCREEN CRITICS OF OUR DAY..SHIT THEY REMIND ME OF DIANNE FINESTINE... GET A LIFE.
    If you bought this you would definitely want to Mexican carry this bad boy.

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