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    There butt for the grace of God go us all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rifleman_04 View Post
    Rectum? Damn near killed him!
    Let those who are fond of blaming and finding fault, while they sit safely at home, ask, ‘Why did you not do thus and so?’I wish they were on this voyage; I well believe that another voyage of a different kind awaits them.”

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    Gives a new meaning to ‘this bomb ass’ lol
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    Attacked from the rear by enema forces.
    Gettin' down innagrass.
    Let's Go Brandon!

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    Hilariously, if this guy had just admitted he was doing butt stuff it probably never would have made the paper. His absurd cover story is what makes it so funny..
    Let those who are fond of blaming and finding fault, while they sit safely at home, ask, ‘Why did you not do thus and so?’I wish they were on this voyage; I well believe that another voyage of a different kind awaits them.”

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    The flashlight was on a chair and I didn't see it when I sat down.
    It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg Bell View Post
    There butt for the grace of God go us all.
    Butt seriously, that was a real stinker of a pun... :P
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    Maybe this will keep him from upgrading to 105mm.

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    Anything's a dildo, if you're brave enough.
    What if this whole crusade's a charade?
    And behind it all there's a price to be paid
    For the blood which we dine
    Justified in the name of the holy and the divine…

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    What was the guy wearing when he was,,,, violated? Jeans and Polo are one thing. Something frilly…. That’s another direction…
    The Second Amendment ACKNOWLEDGES our right to own and bear arms that are in common use that can be used for lawful purposes. The arms can be restricted ONLY if subject to historical analogue from the founding era or is dangerous (unsafe) AND unusual.

    It's that simple.

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    I had a friend in College that went to sit on a chair, completely missed it and lodged a Coors light bottle deep inside the "NO SUNSHINE STATE". Stiched up the whole deal, never lived it down.

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