Man has munition lodged in rectum...

[Averageman]

I had a friend in College that went to sit on a chair, completely missed it and lodged a Coors light bottle deep inside the "NO SUNSHINE STATE". Stiched up the whole deal, never lived it down.

PB

Could have been worse, could have been a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
Getting violated is one thing, tying a blue ribbon on it is a whole 'nother level.

[Esq.]

"We found him impaled on this large electric device...."

Lol....

[ViniVidivici]

[Frank Costanza]"Million to one shot doc, million to one"[Frank Costanza]

[Ready.Fire.Aim]

Now I understand the meaning behind “Quiet desperation is the English way”.