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"The Sun was first to report that the unnamed patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell.
The media outlet reported that the shell was part of his military memorabilia collection."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/bomb-squa...100800683.html
Last edited by Slater; 12-04-21 at 19:52.
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“Slipped and fell”…
Sure.
Do you even get down innagrass, bro?
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Rectum? Damn near killed him!
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Remember the Seinfeld episode where Kramer tells them to look for the proctologist in a room full of doctors because they have the best stories.
"Million to one shot doc, million to one."
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True story: when I was a paramedic we went to a local university classroom building, a maintenance worker was standing on a chair trying to do something to the lights. The chair was a wooden chair with two vertical wooden posts to hold the back, but the back was broken off. The guy fell backwards onto one of the vertical posts and it went right up his bunghole, work pants and all, about 8 inches. He ended up ok. Man that could have been bad.
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Something is definitely wrong if that many folks are putting stuff up their butts...The British newspaper Metro reported that procedures to remove objects from patients' rectums cost the National Health Service (NHS) around £340,000 ($450,000) a year.
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Figure about 20, 30 people per year in England at that cost... A lot better than in the US. When I worked in the ED, we'd see one... every 2 or 3 weeks? Just in our ED. It's an epidemic.Originally Posted by DG23
Last edited by chuckman; 12-04-21 at 20:32.
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He should have hit the forward assist.
K. Rittenhouse
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Wonder if there is something to it if that many people are doing it?
Sticking stuff up there give me super powers or something?
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Yeah when I was in the FD OH the stuff you respond to can be insane
The ER nurses said it happens way more than you think !
Last edited by Honu; 12-07-21 at 18:38.
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