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"The Sun was first to report that the unnamed patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell.
The media outlet reported that the shell was part of his military memorabilia collection."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/bomb-squa...100800683.html
Last edited by Slater; 12-04-21 at 19:52.
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“Slipped and fell”…
Sure.
Do you even get down innagrass, bro?
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Remember the Seinfeld episode where Kramer tells them to look for the proctologist in a room full of doctors because they have the best stories.
"Million to one shot doc, million to one."
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Rectum? Damn near killed him!
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There butt for the grace of God go us all.
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Let those who are fond of blaming and finding fault, while they sit safely at home, ask, ‘Why did you not do thus and so?’I wish they were on this voyage; I well believe that another voyage of a different kind awaits them.”
Christopher Columbus
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Gives a new meaning to ‘this bomb ass’ lol
I paint spaceship parts.
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Attacked from the rear by enema forces.
Gettin' down innagrass.
Let's Go Brandon!
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Hilariously, if this guy had just admitted he was doing butt stuff it probably never would have made the paper. His absurd cover story is what makes it so funny..
Let those who are fond of blaming and finding fault, while they sit safely at home, ask, ‘Why did you not do thus and so?’I wish they were on this voyage; I well believe that another voyage of a different kind awaits them.”
Christopher Columbus
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Butt seriously, that was a real stinker of a pun... :P
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>YOU IDIOTS! I WROTE 1984 AS A WARNING, NOT A HOW-TO MANUAL!--Orwell's ghost
Psalms 109:8, 43:1
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Maybe this will keep him from upgrading to 105mm.
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