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    The Further Decline of Western Civilzation...2022 World Table Hockey Championship

    In a "life imitates satire" sad irony, there actually is a ESPN 8 and they called it "the Ocho" but instead of grown men pathetically playing Dodgeball, you have people playing table hockey. Not 12 year olds, but grown men.

    https://www.espn.com/watch/player/_/...d-c37ea9b49a65

    Almost makes curling seem like an actual sport, at least they are moving around even if it is with brooms. This would almost be ironic fun if it was air hockey, but it's table hockey, the really stupid version of foosball.

    For those wondering, I was stuck eating in a place that was kind of a sports bar and the other screen was showing WF wrestling and it was costing me IQs. So I kept switching to the other screen thinking I'd be safer, until I realizes what I was actually seeing.
    It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.

    Chuck, we miss ya man.

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    Hey man, dodgeball was awesome! We used to play it on Fridays in gym class. Those dark red soccer-sized balls, deflated just a tad so you could get a grip. The gym teacher would inevitably jump in on the side of whoever was losing and whale some mo-fos! You just know he loved it!

    I always hated foosball anyway.
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    And here I thought with the Kardashians it had reached the absolute bottom…

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    Dude I saw the most fukkin RETARDED olympic sport where these dumb broads run around and play what could best be described as hand soccer. The imbeciles dribble the ball SOMETIMES, but evidently it's optional. I couldn't believe my eyes.

    And YES... I will NEVER understand curling. Complete and total nonsense that has ZERO appeal on any level.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ABNAK View Post
    Hey man, dodgeball was awesome! We used to play it on Fridays in gym class. Those dark red soccer-sized balls, deflated just a tad so you could get a grip. The gym teacher would inevitably jump in on the side of whoever was losing and whale some mo-fos! You just know he loved it!

    I always hated foosball anyway.
    It ain't foosball, it's THIS.



    And grown men playing for the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.
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    Just wait and see. It will be a Winter Olympic demonstration sport by 2030!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteyrAUG View Post
    It ain't foosball, it's THIS.



    And grown men playing for the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.

    This country is circling the drain faster and faster. I read this post on another board and, well, it’s looking more and more reasonable by the day:

    “I'm starting to believe that we're actually in the matrix, and the people that have broken free have taken over the simulation and corrupted it to the point of absurdity so that the rest of us still trapped reject the programming en masse. It's really the most logical explanation to most events happening these days.”
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