Originally Posted by
Sam
Even better, she married a rich lawyer that was able to take care of her and her kids. She sold the house and moved in with the lawyer. I hated that day she moved. LOL
When I lived in Florida, there was a rental property next door that was a constant problem. One time three strippers moved in and I thought my dreams had been answered. What I learned is young girls who work clubs that blast music for 8 hours a shift have dramatic hearing loss so on the nights they aren't working they are sitting on the front porch drinking and being loud as f because they have no idea what a "it's 2am voice should sound like."
A house full of young females is also a constant source of aggression to the point that twice one of them ending up knocking on my door around midnight asking if I could call the police because they were afraid. I wasn't a big enough ahole to tell them to go wake up somebody who cares but I wasn't excited about being the "stable and helpful" neighbor when suddenly the party house got angry.
There was no shortage of dirtbag undesirables that young females living on their own seem to gravitate towards and between incidents of seeing them piss on the side of their house like it's some kind of back alley to having to explain property lines to them it was a constant pain. And nothing will make a twenty something dirtbag more unreasonable than when he's trying to show out in front of the stripper he's trying to impress with his badassnes.
Then there was the time one of them thought she was gonna solve the neighbor problem by offering me a taste. I told her that I really wasn't into sex with condoms BUT there is no way I'd ever **** somebody like her raw so she might as well take it home. It generally didn't improve anything, I was glad when the moved to another house. Lots of drama and a house full of shit magnets.
During the time they were there, I think 18 months, they got broken into and robbed twice. After the first time when they came over to ask me if I happened to have any security camera footage I just told them "perhaps if they didn't keep wads of stripper cash on hand and constantly associate with scumbags they might not have this problem."
It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.
Chuck, we miss ya man.
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