Originally Posted by
FromMyColdDeadHand
Why do Strip Clubs have to have ‘specials’. Maybe I get cigar night, and Amateur Wednesdays, but why do they have things like cheap food or cheap drinks or other specials to entice people in. THERE ARE NEKID CHICKS INSIDE. If that isn’t enough of a draw, seriously?
The place in town nearby has a weed store, a porn shop, a strip joint, and Chick Fil A (not freaking kidding) all in the same 100 yard radius. You could live there. And the marquee out front of the strip joint is always touting some special.
Anyway…
In my experience the strip clubs that require a "special" have girls inside who are less special.
In the golden age of Pure Platinum, Solid Gold and the Doll House they never had to offer a lunch buffet. But if you found yourself at the Booby Trap, you are gonna want cheap drinks.
It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.
Chuck, we miss ya man.
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