How did Theo Von become the smartest man in America?

**FromMyColdDeadHand** · 04-11-23, 16:35

Theo Von knocks the Bud Light and the recent shootings out of the park! How in the hell is it that he can do that, but the combined intelligencia of the GOP elite can't come up with something halfway convincing as a 3rd tier former HUGE drug addict comic???

His shootings one is better, but I think he is playing a little 'dumb' on the tranny one.

**FromMyColdDeadHand** · 04-11-23, 16:35

**Pappabear** · 04-11-23, 16:53

Originally Posted by FromMyColdDeadHand

It blows my mind that Bud missed this one so far off the mark for their core audience. The great Red White and Blue, The Big #1, The king of Beers....now this garbage. The dumbest move I have ever seen. You would think that 30% of the population is LBJQYLPVO if you watch commercials and TV. God help us all.

PB

**Inkslinger** · 04-11-23, 17:38

I love Theo. He’s such an interesting combination of silly ridiculousness and deep thoughtfulness. I do get a sense that the hardness of life takes a toll on him.

**flenna** · 04-11-23, 17:53

Originally Posted by Pappabear

It blows my mind that Bud missed this one so far off the mark for their core audience. The great Red White and Blue, The Big #1, The king of Beers....now this garbage. The dumbest move I have ever seen. You would think that 30% of the population is LBJQYLPVO if you watch commercials and TV. God help us all.

PB

This is the direction most companies are heading with the next generation of management. They’ve been raised on participation trophies, fringe lifestyles pushed as mainstream and that how you feel is the most important thing whether based in reality or not. The twit that made this decision seems to have forgotten that making a profit is why AB exists, not to promote inclusivity at the expense of 99% of their customers.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyl...ender-campaign

**Averageman** · 04-11-23, 21:25

If you decide as a Male that you are now Female, well good for you.
Please don't ask me to participate in you perverse fantasy though.

**Averageman** · 04-11-23, 21:25

Doubled.

**SomeOtherGuy** · 04-12-23, 09:21

Originally Posted by Pappabear

It blows my mind that Bud missed this one so far off the mark for their core audience. The great Red White and Blue, The Big #1, The king of Beers....now this garbage. The dumbest move I have ever seen. You would think that 30% of the population is LBJQYLPVO if you watch commercials and TV. God help us all.

Look at Bud Light's VP of marketing for this joke. Look at her background, her schools, where she lives (*cough* NYC) her "achievements," etc. Look at her face! After seeing all this it's no surprise that they made the dumbest marketing move of all time (yes, worse than New Coke).

https://notthebee.com/article/heres-...h-inclusivity-

later edit:

the hits keep coming!

https://notthebee.com/article/heres-...e-entire-brand