What Did Your Father Teach You When You Were 10 That Most Adults Don't Know Today...?
Since the family had moved from Iowa to South Florida, he made sure I could ID snakes from a distance.
Rattlesnakes were rare in the south but kind of easy. He made sure I knew the difference between a coral snake (very bad) and a scarlet king snake (no danger). I had to be able to recite "red touch yellow, kill a fellow...red touch black, venom in lack" from memory.
When it came to water moccasins and water bandits he told me you won't be able to get close enough to safely know for sure so just leave them both the hell alone. He was right. Watched a lot of older kids grab the wrong snake when we were out catching them.
I was always surprised by the people who were old enough to have children who lived in South Florida and didn't know the first damn thing about snakes, or worse they had very bad information they were passing onto their kids. I once heard a person tell their kid "if you leave it alone, it will leave you alone" and it took most of my will power to not say "Well that ain't right, moccasins are the aggressive aholes of the snake world" and will swim off the bank to come F with you in the water.
And some people who try and take their kids camping today? Wow. It's a good thing they stay within 10 yards of the SUV. Cause everything they need is "in the truck." I remember learning how to navigate with the sun, make a fire and learn what stuff is safe to eat (not much, most of what grows in the wild will F you up bad). Always reminded me to bring some "long term" food like jerky.
It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.
Chuck, we miss ya man.
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