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    You Aren't Really Old BUT...

    Dodgeball came out 20 years ago.

    It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.

    Chuck, we miss ya man.

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    You know you're getting old when porn loses its appeal because so many women in it are of an age to be your classmates' daughters.

    Or when you set off to do something, and when you get there promptly forget what you went there to do.
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    I'll catch myself seeing a business with a date like "Since 1995" over the door and for a split second think they are newbies.

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    When ya got more days behind ya than you do in front, a new perspective emerges.
    "You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass."
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    "A wise man's heart directs him toward the right, but a foolish man's heart directs him toward the left."
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    The Empire Strikes Back came out in 1980...

    Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right. Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told...

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    When you have worked for your company since before new hires were born…
    The Second Amendment ACKNOWLEDGES our right to own and bear arms that are in common use that can be used for lawful purposes. The arms can be restricted ONLY if subject to historical analogue from the founding era or is dangerous (unsafe) AND unusual.

    It's that simple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tn1911 View Post
    The Empire Strikes Back came out in 1980...

    Doesn't matter I was a kid, but Dodgeball, man I was grown and that came out like just a few years ago in my mind.
    It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondback View Post
    You know you're getting old when porn loses its appeal because so many women in it are of an age to be your classmates' daughters.

    Or when you set off to do something, and when you get there promptly forget what you went there to do.
    LOL. I actually watch a lot of OLD porn, no tats, the guys don't look like gang bangers or outlaw bikers and nobody spits on each other.
    It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.

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    First of all, that was a great movie. Just watched it a couple weeks ago on some random channel.

    Second, I was teaching a trauma class yesterday, some special operations medics, civilian PAs and physicians. One of the PAs mentioned something about being born in 1987, I said that's when I graduated high school. One of the medics said he wasn't even born yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteyrAUG View Post
    LOL. I actually watch a lot of OLD porn, no tats, the guys don't look like gang bangers or outlaw bikers and nobody spits on each other.
    Oh yea...Heather, Wifey,

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