Well shit. Looks like I won’t be getting this after all. I had my suspicions that I would never see it after I saw it land in Memphis during shipping and as I predicted, it seems to have vanished off the face of the earth. Oh well, at least the seller is offering a full refund so I don’t have to deal with any other bullshit. Let this be a lesson to all. Never use USPS, and if anything you order lands in Memphis, just assume it’s already stolen.