|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Two guys are walking down a dark alley when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then, one guy turns to the other, hands him a bill, and says, "Hey, here's that $20 I owe you."
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. Mark Twain
red head flight attendant.jpg
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".
Doc Williams
U.S. Army Combat Medic/Flight Medic Retired
1987 - 2013
Flight Medic Class 4-95
http://www.dustoff.org/
Meh that mightve been too sick of a joke
Last edited by Firefly; 01-17-16 at 19:17.
I've heard reports that 3 employees were injured while packing up the Eotech booth at shot show, apparently the AC kicked on and the whole booth shifted 5 feet.
Doc Williams
U.S. Army Combat Medic/Flight Medic Retired
1987 - 2013
Flight Medic Class 4-95
http://www.dustoff.org/
Steve had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.
"No," the man replied, "If you must know, the seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said Steve.
"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the nation and not use it?"
The man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
This will be the first Super bowl we haven't been together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shook his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
Doc Williams
U.S. Army Combat Medic/Flight Medic Retired
1987 - 2013
Flight Medic Class 4-95
http://www.dustoff.org/
This is a satisfying way to waste 8 min. of your life....
To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society. --Theodore Roosevelt--
Go read the reviews on this. It's incredible.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0121DR6KA..._NdRUwb13K2GQ7
Bookmarks