A little Humor

**Jellybean** · 06-10-21, 23:27

Originally Posted by SteyrAUG

All that sarcasm and writing could have been put to better effort with one forward observer and a roman candle assault team.

But the over complicated effort to ultimately solve nothing IS the point of this... you ever see the meme "have you ever been so angry you made a sign"? This is the point of 'snarkasm' like this... it's the Rube Goldberg device of revenge.

Originally Posted by Bulletdog

I was thinking suppressed long range paintballs...

Biodegradable airsoft BBs. More accurate. Longer range. Leave no trace.

Also the fact that you put "suppressed" and "long range" as a prefix to "paintballs" is worthy of a humor quote for this thread in itself.

**SteyrAUG** · 06-11-21, 04:35

Originally Posted by Jellybean

Biodegradable airsoft BBs. More accurate. Longer range. Leave no trace.

Also the fact that you put "suppressed" and "long range" as a prefix to "paintballs" is worthy of a humor quote for this thread in itself.

Pepperballs if yer gonna.

**Diamondback** · 06-13-21, 12:44

Originally Posted by SteyrAUG

Pepperballs if yer gonna.

Injected with skunk scent to add insult to injury.

**Scrubber3** · 06-13-21, 15:32

Originally Posted by SteyrAUG

All that sarcasm and writing could have been put to better effort with one forward observer and a roman candle assault team.

You call for an FO? I'm thinking those mortar tube fireworks would be better for said fire mission. I'd need at least 16 heads to man 8 tubes for a FFE.

**SteyrAUG** · 06-13-21, 21:12

Originally Posted by Scrubber3

You call for an FO? I'm thinking those mortar tube fireworks would be better for said fire mission. I'd need at least 16 heads to man 8 tubes for a FFE.

We aren't trying to start an actual building fire.

**Scrubber3** · 06-14-21, 06:59

Originally Posted by SteyrAUG

We aren't trying to start an actual building fire.

I suppose it's just one of those good ideas that has high potential to go terribly wrong. I'm still patting myself on the back for it.

**Bulletdog** · 06-14-21, 23:27

Originally Posted by Jellybean

Also the fact that you put "suppressed" and "long range" as a prefix to "paintballs" is worthy of a humor quote for this thread in itself.

The people I shot in the face from one end of the field to the other who had no idea where the shot came from weren't laughing. Those black shelled paint balls flying through the dappled shade of the woods in combo with the low thump from my can caught every victim by surprise. Most of them never figured out where the shot came from. And I didn't tell them.