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    Quote Originally Posted by Bulletdog View Post
    That's because our tyrannical criminally insane government has been taken over by leftist animal rightist sociopaths who keep making everything illegal. When everything is illegal, we are all criminals. The director/producer of that show is himself a rich NY socialite, animal rightist, elitist, and socialist.

    I meant the producer of the reality TV show that never happened, because the studio burnt down. I was quoting him. He thought they are all freaking nuts, but that's also why he thought he had a Jerry Springer quality gold mine on his hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteyrAUG View Post
    I meant the producer of the reality TV show that never happened, because the studio burnt down. I was quoting him. He thought they are all freaking nuts, but that's also why he thought he had a Jerry Springer quality gold mine on his hands.
    Man, he was right. I can only imagine what kind of footage he must have had in the can.
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    Goes a long way to explain the TP shortage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandal5 View Post
    We watched the whole thing (think it was 7 episodes?) over 3 nights after the kids were asleep. That was one of the craziest things I've ever seen.

    We felt like the drug lord was the least crazy...



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    I'm from the same small Texas town where Joe graduated high school. He's ten years older than me and graduated with my sister. They were friends and in band together. I remember him coming over to our house a few times, and I can remember going with my sister over to his house once. After high school Joe became the Chief of Police for the tiny town of Eastvale which doesn't exist anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TexHill View Post
    I'm from the same small Texas town where Joe graduated high school. He's ten years older than me and graduated with my sister. They were friends and in band together. I remember him coming over to our house a few times, and I can remember going with my sister over to his house once. After high school Joe became the Chief of Police for the tiny town of Eastvale which doesn't exist anymore.
    Pretty much the same guy back then too? Or did he change a lot over the years? Seems like an attention whore and once the cameras were rolling he to love it and only fueled the crazy.


    Just wondering if he's always been nuttier than squirrel chit...



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    Quote Originally Posted by vandal5 View Post
    Pretty much the same guy back then too? Or did he change a lot over the years? Seems like an attention whore and once the cameras were rolling he to love it and only fueled the crazy.


    Just wondering if he's always been nuttier than squirrel chit...




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    He was always crazier than an outhouse rat, but his dad was a restraining force when he was growing up. His real name is Joe Schreibvogel (pronounced Shry-vogel), and his dad could be pretty strict. Even so, Joe would do just about anything that popped into his - or anyone else's for that matter - mind. He got hurt a lot as a result, and the joke around town was that he would never be able to get life insurance because he was so accident prone.
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    I'm losing my mind, Because In my brain...

    My masculine side threatened to beat the Crap out My touchy feely side for refusing social distancing .

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    " Nil desperandum - Never Despair. That is a motto for you and me. All are not dead; and where there is a spark of patriotic fire, we will rekindle it. "
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    Probably should have your marketing team be a little up to speed on your planned giveaways...

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    Is this real?
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