A little Humor

[sandman99and9]

Ha,ha, good one rat

s.m.

[Going4Broke]

This one is for all the grunts out there, HOOAAAAH !!



S.M.

I knew I shouldn't have backed out of going into the AF after high school. This confirms how dumb a move that was.

[rat31465]

Ha,ha, good one rat

s.m.

A friend of mine who lives in Texas sent that one to me....

[6933]

My wife is an OB/GYN and her Residency program did extensive surgery including the latest Laproscopic. About a month ago she had a patient go to the hospital while she was on call. She went in to attend to the patient and deliver the baby.

My wife had done several of her ultrasounds and the baby was fine every time. All the fingers & toes, etc. The baby was delivered without a problem. When my wife looked the baby over, she noticed a big problem. The baby had a rare defect and had been born without eyelids.

My wife reacted immediately. She called in the surgery team while she went ahead and circumcised the baby boy. Within 5 min. the surgery crew was assembled. I need to clarify that we live in a rural area and my wife performs many surgeries that would be handled by specialists in other regions.

She had the great idea to use the circumcised skin to create eyelids for the baby. This is a great solution since the baby's body will not reject a self skin graft. She had also called in a local plastic surgeon and together they created the eyelids.

Fast forward to today. The mother and baby are fine. The baby is just a little cock-eyed.

[bkb0000]

My wife is an OB/GYN and her Residency program did extensive surgery including the latest Laproscopic. About a month ago she had a patient go to the hospital while she was on call. She went in to attend to the patient and deliver the baby.

My wife had done several of her ultrasounds and the baby was fine every time. All the fingers & toes, etc. The baby was delivered without a problem. When my wife looked the baby over, she noticed a big problem. The baby had a rare defect and had been born without eyelids.

My wife reacted immediately. She called in the surgery team while she went ahead and circumcised the baby boy. Within 5 min. the surgery crew was assembled. I need to clarify that we live in a rural area and my wife performs many surgeries that would be handled by specialists in other regions.

She had the great idea to use the circumcised skin to create eyelids for the baby. This is a great solution since the baby's body will not reject a self skin graft. She had also called in a local plastic surgeon and together they created the eyelids.

Fast forward to today. The mother and baby are fine. The baby is just a little cock-eyed.

my oldest son has a minor case of tposis- he is, essentially, a little cock-eyed (one eyelid doesnt open as wide as the other). i use a variation of this joke pretty much any time i explain his condition.. always gets a pretty big laugh.

[parishioner]

How can 1 women simultaneously satisfy 12 men?????












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[bkb0000]

How can 1 women simultaneously satisfy 12 men?????

ah, there's mine. but what about the other 11 guys?

[parishioner]

ah, there's mine. but what about the other 11 guys?

No strong beer, just weak men, right?

[Gramps]

How can 1 women simultaneously satisfy 12 men?????

In some places that would be called "The Mother Load". She looks like she has a look of "You damn well better give a BIG TIP!

[bkb0000]

In some places that would be called "The Mother Load". She looks like she has a look of "You damn well better give a BIG TIP!

ill give her a tip: dont carry so much beer all at once.