A little Humor

[Gramps]

ill give her a tip: dont carry so much beer all at once.

If she dropped those 12 big mugs of beer, would it be considered "Alcohol Abuse"?

[Chuck]

[Going4Broke]

I love this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reRRgEET6Kw

[Puffy93]

I love this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reRRgEET6Kw

I want that to be my next pilot!

[Going4Broke]

I want that to be my next pilot!

Ha! I wish they were all that way.

[Cardiac Nurse]

okay, not really something funny, but it's an excellent site to explore. enjoy

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/archivepix.html

Excellent site for home school use...thanks

[rat31465]

Finally a game that I can get into.


http://video.yahoo.com/network/10028...2912&l=3774740

[Irish]

An e-mail from my mom...
>>> Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...... They panhandle on different areas
>>> of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3
>>> dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives
>>> a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to
>>> spend.
>>>
>>> Carlos says to Jose 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do
>>> you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'
>>> Jose says, . 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?
>>> Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.'
>>> Jose says ' No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars'
>>> Carlos says... 'So what does your sign say?'
>>>
>>>
>>> Jose shows Carlos his sign......It reads, 'I only need another $10.00
>>> to move back to Mexico'.

[Irish]

Not to take anything away from you or the Jews who were murdered but the 20th Century is filled with genocides that were of much higher body counts. I'm posting this just as general education... back to the jokes

[bkb0000]

With all due respect, I find nothing even remotely related to the Holocaust to be humorous in any way, even if it may be the stupidity of a 'phonesex bunny'. That event in history is an absolute no-go for jokes, sir, as are many others. I live in Berlin, the next concentration camp (Oranienburg) is less than thirty kilometers from my house.
My grandparents helped German Jews to flee the country. They also had Jewish friends who were deported and then murdered in the most horrific genocide in history-the Holocaust. Maybe for Americans the Holocaust is something far, far away-for us Europeans (especially the Germans ) we are surrounded by our haunting history. Take a walk through Berlin, you'll be surprised and maybe shocked how many buildings of the Reichssicherheitshauptamt (RSHA) and Sicherheitsdienst (SD) there are here. The place where the Holocaust was planned, the infamous Haus am Wannsee is less than ten kilometers from where I am right now.
Like I said, no offense. I take my hat off to you for your knowledge and expertise, Mr. Green, I really do admire you. I do not wish to start a discussion here, this is just my point of view and I believe I am entitled to it.

I liked all the other jokes, however-very much so.
David.

the "holocaust" is a big deal to germans because germans have been institutionalized with war-guilt for almost a century. here in America, nothing is sacred... if you're gonna joke around with Americans, expect course/brash/crude/sadistic humor.

chillax, as my baby sister likes to say.