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    I really miss George Carlin, he was a member of my father's generation, The Silent Generation . . .


    *NSFW or Baby Boomers*
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    "In a nut shell, if it ever goes to Civil War, I'm afraid I'll be in the middle 70%, shooting at both sides" — 26 Inf


    "We have to stop demonizing people and realize the biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized to the right, and we have to start doing something about them." — CNN's Don Lemon 10/30/18

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    We interrupt this programme to bring you an important news bulletin: the suspect in the Happy Times All-Girl Glee Club slaying has fled the scene and has managed to elude the police. He is armed and dangerous, and has been spotted in the West Side area, armed with a meat cleaver in one hand and his genitals in the other...

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    "Lemon Pickers Needed" - ad in the newspaper.

    Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it, and decided to
    apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.

    She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but
    seemed far too qualified for the job.

    She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a
    master's degree from Michigan State University.

    For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a
    school teacher.

    The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you
    are well educated, and have an impressive resume.

    "However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in
    picking lemons?"

    "Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said...

    "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for
    Obama, and once for Hillary."

    She started yesterday.
    Train 2 Win

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    ROLLTIDE!
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    Last edited by Grand58742; 01-28-19 at 07:04.
    Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.

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    "In a nut shell, if it ever goes to Civil War, I'm afraid I'll be in the middle 70%, shooting at both sides" — 26 Inf


    "We have to stop demonizing people and realize the biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized to the right, and we have to start doing something about them." — CNN's Don Lemon 10/30/18

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    Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.

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    I can't watch this without thinking of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez


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    Quote Originally Posted by AKDoug View Post
    I can't watch this without thinking of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

    Yeah, you are onto something there.
    It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.

    Chuck, we miss ya man.

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