Page 142 of 213 FirstFirst ... 4292132140141142143144152192 ... LastLast
Results 1,411 to 1,420 of 2125

Thread: A little Humor

  1. #1411
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    North West Indiana
    Posts
    1,874
    Feedback Score
    0
    You know what I like best about most people?

    Their dogs.

  2. #1412
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Posts
    25,590
    Feedback Score
    2 (100%)
    Quote Originally Posted by daddyusmaximus View Post
    Yeah, that's why I don't do that.
    It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.

    Chuck, we miss ya man.

    كافر

  3. #1413
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Location
    South West
    Posts
    830
    Feedback Score
    17 (100%)
    I’m proud to say I’ve taught myself to play the guitar in just a few months. Want to know my secret? Stay tuned....

  4. #1414
    Join Date
    Oct 2015
    Location
    The Sticks, TN
    Posts
    2,858
    Feedback Score
    2 (100%)
    Quote Originally Posted by Co-gnARR View Post
    I’m proud to say I’ve taught myself to play the guitar in just a few months. Want to know my secret? Stay tuned....
    So, what's the secret?
    Psalm 34:19

    To argue with a person who renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. ~ Thomas Paine

  5. #1415
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Oklahoma City
    Posts
    4,145
    Feedback Score
    18 (100%)
    Funny or true?

    Or funny because it's true...

    Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.

  6. #1416
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    2,321
    Feedback Score
    22 (100%)
    Quote Originally Posted by Co-gnARR View Post
    I’m proud to say I’ve taught myself to play the guitar in just a few months. Want to know my secret? Stay tuned....
    I think your joke fell flat.
    Or it's possible I'm tone deaf.
    "If force can take away liberty, force is necessary to preserve it. It is the hatred of violence alongside the willingness to use violence that preserves liberty. In order for us to live as free men, we have to hate the violence that takes away liberty, yet at the same time, we must embrace the violence that preserves it. That is the paradox our founders appreciated and made work for over 200 years."

    -Christopher Brownwell

  7. #1417
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    VA
    Posts
    7,711
    Feedback Score
    10 (100%)
    Friends heard me playing guitar and asked if I could play Over The Hills and Far Away.

    I said yes.

    They said well please go.

    Or it's possible I'm tone deaf.

    Hard to say. But if you can toss an accordion down the toilet without it touching the sides, you have perfect pitch.

  8. #1418
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Location
    South West
    Posts
    830
    Feedback Score
    17 (100%)
    Quote Originally Posted by flenna View Post
    So, what's the secret?
    I’ll tell you soon...so stay tuned!

  9. #1419
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Oklahoma City
    Posts
    4,145
    Feedback Score
    18 (100%)
    Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.

  10. #1420
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    North West Indiana
    Posts
    1,874
    Feedback Score
    0
    You know what I like best about most people?

    Their dogs.

Page 142 of 213 FirstFirst ... 4292132140141142143144152192 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •